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-Okay,
welcome back to SplatterWeen.

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This is back-to-basics night

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when it comes
to Halloween traditions.

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And that's why, Darcy...
-Yes.

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-...I have created this.

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-Ooh! I love it.

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-It's the original
jack-o'-lantern.

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It's supposed to be carved
on a turnip, not a pumpkin.

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-Very impressive.

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-You know, since
our second movie is "Jack-O."

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-Yeah!
-And, by the way, Darcy,

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why is our second movie
"Jack-O"?

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-Because it's amazing!
"Jack-O"!

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-Because you publicly
proclaimed it as being one

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of the most underrated
Halloween movies ever filmed.

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-Yes, I did. It is.

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I said "Jack-O"

and
"Satan's Little Helper"

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were the two most underrated
Halloween movies.

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-And people believed you.

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-Because it's right.
-Austin, run that clip.

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I want people to see this.

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Here's Darcy
at this Fangoria event.

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-It was for
the Boulet brothers.

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-For the Boulet Brothers?
-Mm-hmm.

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-Okay. You were --

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Anyway, you were stopped
on the red carpet, right?

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-Yes.
-Show that clip.

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-Alright.
-Alright, it's Halloweek.

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Give us a Halloween movie
to watch this week.

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I think I know your answer,
but maybe I'm wrong.

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-You're wrong,
because people get that already.

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You know what
I'm going to recommend?

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I'm going to recommend "Jack-O."
-Okay.

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-Very underrated
Linnea Quigley, fun --

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Horribly awful, but fun romp.

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-Awful but fun is often
how I am described.

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-Aww! Never.

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-Alright, thank you.
-Thank You. Aww.

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-So, last year, we showed
"Satan's Little Helper."

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-Yeah, we did!

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-And this year,
we're showing "Jack-O."

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-You are welcome!

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-But, Darcy, "Jack-O" is no
"Satan's Little Helper," Darcy.

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-It has its flaws,
but it's a fun Halloween staple,

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and I watch it
every single year.

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-Really?
You watch this movie every year?

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-Yes, I do. Now, weren't you
going to show off your turnip?

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-Oh, yeah. Alright.
-Yes. Thank you.

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The jack-o'-lantern.

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And the original title
of this movie was

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"Jack-O'-Lantern."

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The jack-o'-lantern comes from
the Irish folktale Stingy Jack.

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-Yeah, it does.
-Stingy Jack.

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Stingy Jack was known
all over Ireland as the guy

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who never picked up the check.

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Very greedy guy.

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So, one day, he invited the
devil to the pub for a drink.

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He wanted to get
some free advice,

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but when it came time to pay,

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Jack convinced the devil
to turn himself into a coin.

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And then he put the coin in his
pocket next to a silver cross

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that he had in his pocket,
and that trapped the devil.

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-How did that trap the devil?
-I don't know.

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Some kind of Catholic thing
in Ireland.

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The devil couldn't
get out of Jack's pocket.

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But, eventually, Jack gets
tired of carrying the devil

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around in his pocket, and so he
says, "I'll let you out,

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but only
if you don't mess with me."

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And so they bicker back
and forth,

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and, eventually,
they strike a deal.

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Jack has to turn over
his soul to the devil,

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but not for a full year.

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He gets a one-year
get-out-of-hell-free ticket.

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And then the second part
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is that the devil
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for at least 10 years
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-This is a
really complicated legend.

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-Well, it's not a legend, Darcy.
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-It's complicated
because it's not a legend.

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This is how it actually
happened in Ireland.

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-Oh, my bad.

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-So, a year later, the devil
shows up to claim Jack's soul,

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but first, Jack asks
the devil to climb a tree

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to pick some fruit.

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And when the devil does that,
Jack carves a cross

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into the tree
and he traps the devil again.

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-What?

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-So, eventually, the devil
finds his way out of the tree,

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but he is really pissed now.

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-Okay, so then he makes
a jack-o'-lantern.

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-No.
-Okay.

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-Jack dies,
but he can't go to heaven

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because he was a dick
all his life.

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-Aww!
-And the devil doesn't want

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anything to do with him either,
so he can't go to hell.

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So he's condemned to wander
the Earth for all eternity.

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And the devil is mocking him.

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And so the devil tosses him
one of the embers

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from the fires of hell, and he
says, "Here you go, dude.

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Here's your flashlight."

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And so Jack puts the ember
inside a hollowed-out turnip.

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-Is there more?

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-Nope.

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-That's the whole legend?

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-Fairy tales
and folk traditions

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teach us about
the collective unconscious

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of entire cultures and
civilizations.

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-So then what does
this teach us?

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-Don't you think
a carved turnip is way scarier

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than a carved pumpkin?

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-No. No.

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-Even if it's a cursed turnip
that's traversing the planet,

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endlessly homeless?

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-No! It's a turnip.

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-In my opinion,
a smiling pumpkin looks like

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a friendly neighbor
in a flannel shirt.

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A smiling turnip looks like
an angry ghost

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in a foggy graveyard.

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Look at that.

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-Oh, I kind of feel
like he looks like

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a 90-year-old man
with an upset tummy.

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-A turnip -- Darcy,
a turnip is peasant food.

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Starbucks was never going
to create a turnip-spiced latte.

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-That's true.

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-You know, you see
somebody carrying a turnip

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with a face on it, and you go,
"Demonic, weird,

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probably a dangerous person."

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-Yeah. Just crazy.

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-Anyway, we're going with
Halloween turnips

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tonight because we're doing
everything according

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to Samhain tradition.

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-Okay, let's do it.
-Stingy Jack.

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Just think how much more scary
the Pumpkin Man would be

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in this movie if he
was changed into the Turnip Man.

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-Well, now that you put
it that way, I can see it.

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-Okay, Darcy.
There's actually one more reason

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to show "Jack-O", though.

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-Besides, it's just awesome?

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-Yes. The only reason
"Jack-O" exists

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is that Phil Donahue
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on scream queens featuring
Fred Olen Ray and me.

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-"The only reason."
-The only reason.

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-Okay.

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-I'm going to tell
you the story later.

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Right now, Linnea Quigley is
about to meet a pumpkin-headed,

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sickle-wielding monster
in the Florida suburbs.

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Linnea, the numero uno
scream queen of the '80s,

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still working her magic
halfway through the '90s,

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plays a sexy babysitter.

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-Ooh, that is a stretch for her.

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-Yes. Yes, Linnea is killing it
as a sexy babysitter

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who joins forces
with a young boy

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to battle a resurrected
Pumpkin Man to the death

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because a guy
with a giant pumpkin on his head

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is terrorizing
suburban teenagers.

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Back in 1915, Jack-O,
as they call him,

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killed somebody
or somebody killed him

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or there was a feud
in the swamps

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or a farmer took revenge on
a wizard

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or Jack-O killed a farmer or --

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-Are you mocking Jack-O?
-Maybe Jack-O is the farmer.

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I can't really remember
what the exact deal is,

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but you can figure it out,
though,

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if you watch very closely in
the extended flashback sequence

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with three dreams in it...

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that's 80 years in the past,
starring John Carradine.

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And John Carradine makes this
movie even more spooky

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by doing the role of the wizard
six years after he's dead.

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So Carradine actually came back
from the grave

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to make this movie.

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Anyway, somehow,
Jack-O keeps popping up

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into little Ryan Latshaw's
dreams

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because Ryan is the
fifth-generation descendant

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of the dead farmer and he's also
the 10-year-old son of

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the ultra-low-budget director,
Steve Latshaw.

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-Aww.
-So he works for free.

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And, actually, Ryan may be
the only actor of his generation

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to co-star with not one,
but two dead people,

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because Cameron Mitchell is
also in this movie,

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along with
scream queen Brinke Stevens

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and retired scream queen
Dawn Wildsmith,

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who used to be married

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to executive producer
Fred Olen Ray.

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So this flick is just
nepotism heaven.

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Anyhow, we got a lot
of teen meat on a sharp stick,

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so let's look at those
"Drive-In" totals

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and get started.
We have...

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"Drive-In" Academy Award
nominations for

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Thom Schwiegerath
as the cynical rock-throwing

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trick-or-treater who says,
"She's looking for kids to eat,"

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Michael Walsh
as the horny teen who says,

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"I think I found
something old and dead,"

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Helen Keeling
as the nosy neighbor who says,

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"If she were a dog,
I'd have her spayed,"

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Bill Cross as
the ultra-conservative neighbor

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who tells trick-or-treaters,
"Looking for a handout?

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You want something from me,
you pay for it,"

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Rachel Carter,
as the oversexed babe

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with the motorcycle-riding
boyfriend

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for saying,
"This is so white bread,"

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Catherine Walsh
as the creepy brunette

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who looks like a witch,
for saying,

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"I'm the last of the ones
who brought you into this world,

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now go back to hell,"

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and Ryan Latshaw as
the little kid targeted

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by the resurrected
Pumpkinhead demon for screaming,

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"Leave my mom and dad alone!"

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Two and a half stars.
Joe Bob says, check it out.

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-Two and a half? No.
-I added a half star

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since I first reviewed
this movie in 1995, so...

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-It is amazing.

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-I gave the extra half-star
strictly

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because I value your
horror taste.

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-Well, thank you.

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-And, furthermore,
I'm telling you,

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I'm going to remain Team Turnip

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when it comes
to jack-o'-lanterns.

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From now on,
it's turnips for me.

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-Good for you.

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-I'm starting a movement

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to return the jack-o'-lantern
to the turnip family,

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where it belongs.

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-Yes. We should have both.

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-The turnip is a root.
It comes up out of the earth.

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The pumpkin, on the other hand,
is a fruit.

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I mean, shouldn't the Halloween
symbol come up out of hell?

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It should come up
out of the ground.

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-That is an excellent point.

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-Next year,
you're going to see hundreds

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of turnip jack-o'-lanterns,
and we'll be eating turnip pie.

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-Oh, well,
now you're going too far.

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-Next year,
there will be a turnip pie

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that people say is tastier
than a pumpkin pie.

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-That is crazy talk, sir.

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-Have you tried turnip pie?

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-It's not beating pumpkin pie.
I know that shit.

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-I'm making one.

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Sometime.

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[Static crackles]

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♪

241
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♪

242
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♪

243
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♪

244
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[Fire crackling]

245
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-Trick-or-treat, Sean.
[Laughing]

246
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[Owl hooting]

247
00:10:50,793 --> 00:10:55,034
Mr. Jack will break your back,

248
00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:59,896
cut off your head
with a whack, whack, whack.

249
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:07,103
There's a story behind that
old nursery rhyme, Sean.

250
00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:08,931
Would you like to hear it?

251
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,206
[Owl hooting]

252
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:16,827
The Pumpkin Man
will steal your soul,

253
00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:20,448
snap it up,
and swallow it whole.

254
00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:23,965
Then, just as quick,
before you die,

255
00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:27,758
the Pumpkin Man
will steal your eyes.

256
00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:29,896
[Bird calling]

257
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:37,000
Many years ago,
on a night just like this,

258
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:42,379
the men of Oakmore Crossing
caught a murderer.

259
00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:47,000
The killer was
a wicked old wizard.

260
00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:51,896
And before he was hung,
he put a curse on the town

261
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,344
and told them a monster
would come for them --

262
00:11:55,448 --> 00:12:00,379
Jack-O, Mr. Jack,
the Pumpkin Man.

263
00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:05,724
That Halloween,
Jack-O came back.

264
00:12:05,827 --> 00:12:09,482
A farmer got ready to fight
the monster.

265
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:14,000
It was on this old farm,
right where we're sitting.

266
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:19,413
But before he left,
he said goodbye to his son,

267
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a little boy, with the same
last name as yours, Sean,

268
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a boy named Kelly.

269
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♪

270
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[Bell ringing]

271
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♪

272
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♪

273
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♪

274
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♪

275
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♪

276
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♪

277
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♪

278
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[Horse grunts, neighs]

279
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♪

280
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:24,068
-I told you to keep the boy
away from here, Eunice.

281
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:26,586
-Don't go, Arthur.
-I've got to, woman.

282
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,482
-If you can't do it for me,
do it for your son.

283
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:31,241
I can't raise him
without a father.

284
00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:35,068
-Are you gonna die, Daddy?

285
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:38,379
-Not if I can help it, son.

286
00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:45,172
The Bible says,
"Know thine enemy."

287
00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:46,827
He's cursed us all.

288
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,896
-I don't need you to remind me.

289
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,655
I watched two sisters
die at his hand.

290
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:55,896
You and your brother hung him.

291
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,758
He's dead.
Let his evil rest.

292
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:01,931
-He sent us a demon from hell.

293
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:04,310
It's killed the Barlows
last night.

294
00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:06,413
The streets of Oakmore
will run red with blood

295
00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:08,517
if I can't be done
with that thing.

296
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:12,068
-But "Vengeance is mine,"
sayeth the
Lord.

297
00:14:12,172 --> 00:14:15,000
-Then let him take
his vengeance tonight.

298
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,482
Just before my daddy died,

299
00:14:22,586 --> 00:14:25,862
he told me that the estuary
can protect folks against evil.

300
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,275
-Well, what if he was wrong?

301
00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:37,206
♪

302
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,620
-Take care of your mother, boy.

303
00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:41,862
Always do what she tells you.

304
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,620
Always love her.

305
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,413
-Where you goin', Daddy?

306
00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:50,551
-I've got somethin' to do, son.

307
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,793
-Can I come with you?

308
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:56,034
-No, I've gotta go alone.

309
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:58,137
But there is somethin'
you can do.

310
00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:02,034
Say a prayer for your
daddy tonight, you hear me?

311
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:07,724
♪

312
00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:13,344
♪

313
00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:19,034
♪

314
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♪

315
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[Birds chirping]

316
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:40,275
-[Thunder rumbles]
-[Gasps]

317
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:46,551
♪

318
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,793
[Thunder crashing]

319
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♪

320
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♪

321
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♪

322
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♪

323
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Pumpkin Man.

324
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♪

325
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:34,344
♪

326
00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:41,551
♪

327
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:48,793
♪

328
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:56,034
♪

329
00:16:56,137 --> 00:17:03,275
♪

330
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:10,517
♪

331
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:17,724
♪

332
00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:24,965
♪

333
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:32,172
♪

334
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:39,379
♪

335
00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:46,620
♪

336
00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:53,862
♪

337
00:17:53,965 --> 00:18:01,103
♪

338
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:08,344
♪

339
00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:15,551
♪

340
00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:23,620
♪

341
00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:25,758
[Bus brakes squealing]

342
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:31,724
-Hey,
did you hear about that guy

343
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,172
that got flattened by that car?

344
00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:35,206
-No.
-Looked kinda like roadkill.

345
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:38,413
-Can we talk about
something else? That's gross.

346
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:46,137
-Hey, I bet ya that's
the head of Mr. Jack,

347
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:47,758
the Pumpkin Man.

348
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:49,034
-No, it's not.
-Is too.

349
00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:51,620
It's the Pumpkin Man,
and he's gonna get you!

350
00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:00,586
♪ Mr. Jack
will snap your spine ♪

351
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:04,344
♪ Cut you in half
with a scaly vine ♪

352
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,689
-Cut it out. My dad said
there's no Pumpkin Man.

353
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,068
-How do you know he's not lying?

354
00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:09,620
He probably didn't tell
you about the witch either.

355
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,034
-What witch?

356
00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:12,551
-Robbie says he saw a witch

357
00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,068
walking around the neighborhood
this morning.

358
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:15,413
He's so full of it.

359
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,103
-Oh, yeah?
Well, here she comes again.

360
00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:24,551
-Witches have brooms
and they don't drive cars.

361
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:26,034
-They do now.

362
00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:28,896
-She's stopping!

363
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,724
-Follow me!

364
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:42,896
Now do you believe me?
She's looking for kids to eat.

365
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,827
-That's just a lady.
-Then what's she looking for?

366
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,655
This is what
they used to do to witches.

367
00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:52,103
They threw rocks at 'em,
tied 'em up, and burned 'em.

368
00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,965
-Robbie, don't!

369
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:00,862
-I'll get her this time.
-Robbie, don't!

370
00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:02,275
You'll get us in trouble.
-Ow!

371
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,448
I'll get you, Sean Kelly!

372
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:09,896
You're a wuss, Sean Kelly!

373
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
[Both grunting]

374
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:21,137
-Uh, Robbie?
Robbie!

375
00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:22,379
-[Screams]

376
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:25,448
-Get off of him.
-See you later, Sean.

377
00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:29,517
-Are you okay?

378
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,137
-Yeah.

379
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,275
-Thanks for saving my car.

380
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,379
-He can be mean sometimes.

381
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:39,241
-My name's Vivian.
Are you Sean?

382
00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:41,275
-Sean Kelly.

383
00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:43,724
-Can I give you
a ride home, Sean?

384
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,689
-My dad won't let me
ride with strangers.

385
00:20:45,793 --> 00:20:47,620
I just live down the street.

386
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,551
-Can I walk with ya?

387
00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:51,965
-Yeah.
-I'd like that.

388
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,137
[Birds chirping]

389
00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:12,793
-What happened to your clothes?

390
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:16,379
-Um, he stopped a boy
from vandalizing my car.

391
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:17,896
They got in a fight.

392
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,068
-Who with?

393
00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,758
-Robbie.

394
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,344
Vivian pulled him off me.

395
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,344
-He's a lot bigger than you.

396
00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:27,068
-Sean held his own quite well.

397
00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:29,620
-Looks like you taught
him a lesson, Sean.

398
00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:31,448
Go on in
and get cleaned up.

399
00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:34,931
And don't tell Mom
you got in a fight.

400
00:21:38,241 --> 00:21:40,620
[Chuckling] Moms sometimes
overreact to bloody noses

401
00:21:40,724 --> 00:21:42,413
and scabby knees.

402
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,103
-He's a brave little boy.

403
00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:50,413
-Sean's special.

404
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:53,310
-I'd love to see
your spook house.

405
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,827
In fact, I'd really love
to help you with it.

406
00:21:56,896 --> 00:21:59,965
-Well, we need all the help
we can get.

407
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:01,310
I'd hate to impose.

408
00:22:01,413 --> 00:22:08,103
♪

409
00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:14,965
♪

410
00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:21,758
♪

411
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:28,551
♪

412
00:22:28,655 --> 00:22:35,344
♪

413
00:22:35,448 --> 00:22:42,172
♪

414
00:22:42,275 --> 00:22:49,000
♪

415
00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:55,551
♪

416
00:22:55,655 --> 00:22:57,344
What brings you to
our little burg?

417
00:22:57,448 --> 00:22:58,655
-I'm doing some research
on a book

418
00:22:58,758 --> 00:23:00,620
for my great-great-grandfather.

419
00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:03,448
Actually, I was hoping to get
some perspective from you.

420
00:23:03,551 --> 00:23:05,241
It seems your family was
connected to ours

421
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:06,724
many years ago.

422
00:23:06,827 --> 00:23:08,344
[Car horn honks]

423
00:23:13,758 --> 00:23:15,172
-Hey!

424
00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,517
Honey, this is Vivian...
-Machen.

425
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:20,862
-She's doing a history of
Oakmore

426
00:23:20,965 --> 00:23:22,827
and she wants to know more
about the Kelly family.

427
00:23:22,931 --> 00:23:25,034
And she's offered to
help with the spook house.

428
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,586
-Then you're gonna
have to stay for dinner.

429
00:23:26,689 --> 00:23:28,931
We can't afford to pay you,
but we can at least feed you.

430
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:38,241
♪

431
00:23:38,344 --> 00:23:41,586
-[Echoing] There's little
use in trying to resist me.

432
00:23:42,724 --> 00:23:45,068
[Footsteps crunching]

433
00:23:45,172 --> 00:23:48,413
My will is
much stronger than yours.

434
00:23:50,034 --> 00:23:52,172
-Linda,
where do you want this stuff?

435
00:23:52,275 --> 00:23:57,482
♪

436
00:23:57,586 --> 00:24:02,896
♪

437
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:08,172
♪

438
00:24:08,275 --> 00:24:13,517
♪

439
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:18,827
♪

440
00:24:18,931 --> 00:24:24,103
♪

441
00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:29,448
♪

442
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:34,758
♪

443
00:24:34,862 --> 00:24:37,137
-Daniel?

444
00:24:37,241 --> 00:24:40,000
Come on. We've got
the devil's work to do.

445
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:46,172
♪

446
00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:52,344
♪

447
00:24:52,448 --> 00:24:54,034
[Cross thuds]

448
00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:56,827
Daniel.

449
00:24:56,931 --> 00:24:59,551
Jule? Oh, my god.

450
00:24:59,655 --> 00:25:04,655
♪

451
00:25:04,758 --> 00:25:09,068
♪

452
00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:12,379
-Help. Please, help us.
-Help.

453
00:25:12,482 --> 00:25:14,241
-Please help us.

454
00:25:14,344 --> 00:25:17,448
♪

455
00:25:17,551 --> 00:25:21,448
Please help us.
Please help us.

456
00:25:21,551 --> 00:25:24,724
-Sean, are you alright?

457
00:25:25,586 --> 00:25:27,724
You look like you saw a ghost.

458
00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:30,551
-I had a scary dream.

459
00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:36,241
-All dreams try to tell
us things, even bad ones.

460
00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:38,586
Right now, your father tells me

461
00:25:38,689 --> 00:25:40,482
your favorite
television show is on.

462
00:25:40,586 --> 00:25:43,793
Would you like to go watch?
-I guess so.

463
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:55,965
-Sean, baby, honey,
are you okay?

464
00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:57,620
-He had a bad dream.

465
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,551
I heard him call out, so I went
in his room to check on him.

466
00:26:00,655 --> 00:26:03,172
You're alright now,
aren't you, Sean?

467
00:26:04,655 --> 00:26:06,620
-So, what're you guys
hungry for?

468
00:26:07,862 --> 00:26:09,275
-I'm sorry. I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to pass

469
00:26:09,379 --> 00:26:10,758
on dinner tonight.

470
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:13,620
I-I have a prior commitment
I completely forgot about.

471
00:26:13,724 --> 00:26:16,517
-Oh, well, maybe
we'll see you tomorrow.

472
00:26:17,241 --> 00:26:19,310
-You can count on it.

473
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:22,068
Bye, Sean.

474
00:26:22,172 --> 00:26:29,965
♪

475
00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:37,827
♪

476
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:45,655
♪

477
00:26:45,758 --> 00:26:53,517
♪

478
00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:55,655
[Insects chirping]

479
00:26:59,482 --> 00:27:00,586
[Can clanks]

480
00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:02,344
-This really sucks.

481
00:27:03,137 --> 00:27:04,310
-What sucks, Brent?

482
00:27:04,413 --> 00:27:05,793
-The old Oakmore Cemetery's
supposed to be

483
00:27:05,896 --> 00:27:07,344
right over there.

484
00:27:08,758 --> 00:27:11,275
-I don't see any graves.

485
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:16,137
-Well, I guess we'll just
have to look. Come on.

486
00:27:19,482 --> 00:27:21,517
[Insects chirping]

487
00:27:36,379 --> 00:27:38,551
I saw an old map at the library.

488
00:27:38,655 --> 00:27:40,310
This used to be the Kelly farm.

489
00:27:40,413 --> 00:27:43,000
They had a little burial
plot out here somewhere.

490
00:27:44,103 --> 00:27:46,103
And we're gonna find where
they buried their dead.

491
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,965
-This is the suburbs.

492
00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:49,517
There aren't any dead
people in the suburbs.

493
00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:50,655
-[Chuckles]

494
00:27:50,758 --> 00:27:52,137
-The brain-dead.

495
00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:53,655
-Yeah, they probably moved
the bodies

496
00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:55,275
when they built the houses.

497
00:27:55,379 --> 00:27:58,000
-Shannon, can I move your body?

498
00:27:59,034 --> 00:28:00,551
[Can thuds]

499
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:04,517
That had beer in it.

500
00:28:06,172 --> 00:28:07,827
[Insects chirping]

501
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,689
-Come on, Paul.

502
00:28:26,793 --> 00:28:29,241
Quit screwing around
and help us find the graveyard.

503
00:28:37,724 --> 00:28:39,379
-Cool!

504
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,448
Think I found somethin'.

505
00:28:42,551 --> 00:28:44,172
Somethin' old...

506
00:28:44,275 --> 00:28:46,310
and dead.

507
00:28:47,655 --> 00:28:50,000
[Paul screams]

508
00:28:56,275 --> 00:28:58,689
-[Sighs]
-Ever do it with a dead guy?

509
00:28:58,793 --> 00:29:01,206
-I wouldn't like it.
You'd just lay there.

510
00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:04,206
-You know you want me.
Don't fight it.

511
00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,827
-[Scoffs]

512
00:29:11,931 --> 00:29:13,758
-Hey, he did find something.

513
00:29:14,862 --> 00:29:17,758
"Daniel Kelly --
died in 1915."

514
00:29:19,068 --> 00:29:21,448
-And there's two more
over there.

515
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,310
I wonder what else we'll find.

516
00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:28,413
-Evening, folks.

517
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:31,931
I'm a night early,
but happy Halloween.

518
00:29:33,551 --> 00:29:35,344
[Static crackles]

519
00:29:35,448 --> 00:29:38,413
-So, the girl playing Shannon in
the sequence we just watched --

520
00:29:38,517 --> 00:29:42,137
that's Kelly Lacy, and she was
waiting tables in New York City

521
00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:45,965
and taking acting class when she
was selected to be in this movie

522
00:29:46,068 --> 00:29:48,034
because of a
scream-queen competition on

523
00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:49,551
"The Phil Donahue Show."

524
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:52,103
-Oh, wow! So, are you going to
tell us that story?

525
00:29:52,206 --> 00:29:55,310
-I'm going to try to tell that
story in the nicest way possible

526
00:29:55,413 --> 00:29:56,689
without insulting anybody.

527
00:29:56,793 --> 00:29:58,620
-Oh, okay. Go for it.

528
00:29:58,724 --> 00:30:00,965
-So, "The Phil Donahue Show"
decides they want to do

529
00:30:01,068 --> 00:30:03,034
an episode on scream queens,

530
00:30:03,137 --> 00:30:05,413
and their idea is that they'll
have scream-queen auditions

531
00:30:05,517 --> 00:30:08,724
on the show and then send
a camera crew to a movie

532
00:30:08,827 --> 00:30:11,068
to film the winning
scream queen's performance.

533
00:30:11,172 --> 00:30:14,034
And, so, their research
turns up the name Fred Olen Ray

534
00:30:14,137 --> 00:30:16,689
as the director who works
with a lot of scream queens.

535
00:30:16,793 --> 00:30:17,931
And that is, of course,
a good choice.

536
00:30:18,034 --> 00:30:19,172
-Yes.

537
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:20,793
-And so they call Fred up
and they say,

538
00:30:20,896 --> 00:30:22,137
"We're doing this show.

539
00:30:22,241 --> 00:30:23,689
And do you have
any movies coming up

540
00:30:23,793 --> 00:30:25,413
where you need a scream queen?"

541
00:30:25,517 --> 00:30:27,344
And Fred said,
"As a matter of fact,

542
00:30:27,448 --> 00:30:30,344
I'm in pre-production on a movie
called 'Jack-O'-Lantern.'

543
00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:32,344
It's a Halloween thriller.

544
00:30:32,448 --> 00:30:35,482
And so, yes, I would be happy
to participate in your show."

545
00:30:35,586 --> 00:30:37,827
In fact, Fred was lying.

546
00:30:37,931 --> 00:30:39,862
There was no movie called
"Jack-O'-Lantern."

547
00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:42,724
He just thought exposure on
"The Phil Donahue Show"

548
00:30:42,827 --> 00:30:44,551
would guarantee box office
on one of his

549
00:30:44,655 --> 00:30:46,379
ultra-low-budget movies.

550
00:30:46,482 --> 00:30:51,551
So, Fred calls
Steve Latshaw in Florida

551
00:30:51,655 --> 00:30:54,448
and he tells him that he needs
to make a movie really fast.

552
00:30:54,551 --> 00:30:57,034
And Steve had made
a movie called

553
00:30:57,137 --> 00:31:02,620
"Vampire Trailer Park"
in 1991 for virtually no money.

554
00:31:02,724 --> 00:31:05,172
And Fred had been moving
into the distribution business.

555
00:31:05,275 --> 00:31:06,758
And so he said,

556
00:31:06,862 --> 00:31:08,655
"Can you keep making these
low-budget movies in Orlando,

557
00:31:08,758 --> 00:31:13,103
and I'll finance them,
if you can deliver at my price?"

558
00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:14,724
And so they made
a couple movies together.

559
00:31:14,827 --> 00:31:16,413
They made a movie called
"Dark Universe"

560
00:31:16,517 --> 00:31:18,724
with Joe Estevez
about an astronaut

561
00:31:18,827 --> 00:31:22,310
who mutates into an alien-type
creature and crash-lands

562
00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:24,517
in the Everglades
and starts killing people,

563
00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:26,862
and one called
"Biohazard: The Alien Force"

564
00:31:26,965 --> 00:31:28,206
with Chris Mitchum.

565
00:31:28,310 --> 00:31:29,931
And they made a lot of money
on both of those,

566
00:31:30,034 --> 00:31:31,689
mostly through video sales

567
00:31:31,793 --> 00:31:35,379
and licensing the movies
to Showtime, Cinemax, Turner.

568
00:31:35,482 --> 00:31:37,551
So now Fred Olen Ray calls
Steve Latshaw up

569
00:31:37,655 --> 00:31:39,517
and he says, "It's November.

570
00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:41,655
I need you to deliver
a movie called "Jack-O'-Lantern"

571
00:31:41,758 --> 00:31:44,517
by the spring so
we can release it at Halloween.

572
00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:46,241
I'm sending Linnea Quigley
down there.

573
00:31:46,344 --> 00:31:48,103
Make sure she gets naked
in the movie.

574
00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:49,827
I have some footage to send you.

575
00:31:49,931 --> 00:31:51,482
I have footage
of John Carradine.

576
00:31:51,586 --> 00:31:53,344
I have footage
of Cameron Mitchell.

577
00:31:53,448 --> 00:31:55,379
I have footage of Brinke Stevens
that's never been used.

578
00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:57,275
Try to put all that footage
in the movie,

579
00:31:57,379 --> 00:31:59,827
and the monster needs to fit
the title,

580
00:31:59,931 --> 00:32:02,068
so it should be pumpkin-headed.

581
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:05,068
And Steve Latshaw says,
"Yeah, I can do that."

582
00:32:05,172 --> 00:32:07,413
And he works
with Brad Linaweaver

583
00:32:07,517 --> 00:32:09,896
to take all those elements and
just stick them into a script

584
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,965
that they can start
shooting right away.

585
00:32:12,068 --> 00:32:14,862
And Brad had written the story
for Fred Olen Ray's first movie,

586
00:32:14,965 --> 00:32:16,137
"The Brain Leeches."

587
00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:21,000
And Brian --
Brad was a publisher of

588
00:32:21,103 --> 00:32:23,103
Mondo Cult
magazine

589
00:32:23,206 --> 00:32:25,586
and he wrote novels,
did radio shows.

590
00:32:25,689 --> 00:32:28,206
He was well-known
in the low-budget-horror world.

591
00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:30,689
Alright, so,
back to Phil Donahue.

592
00:32:30,793 --> 00:32:33,896
So, a Phil Donahue
segment producer,

593
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,793
calls me and says,

594
00:32:35,896 --> 00:32:38,103
"We want to do two segments
of this show with you,

595
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:41,034
explaining how the whole
scream-queen phenomenon works.

596
00:32:41,137 --> 00:32:45,034
We want you to be the judge
for the scream-queen contest."

597
00:32:45,896 --> 00:32:47,413
I say, "Okay."

598
00:32:47,517 --> 00:32:50,758
So I show up for the taping at
"The Phil Donahue Show."

599
00:32:50,862 --> 00:32:53,965
I know something is
wrong right away.

600
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:57,344
Fred Olen Ray
is happy to see me,

601
00:32:57,448 --> 00:32:59,482
but everybody associated
with "Donahue"

602
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:01,931
is doing that
eyes-averted-handshake thing

603
00:33:02,034 --> 00:33:04,896
where they're trying
to get away from me really fast.

604
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,517
And at some point, they tell me,
"Oh, Mr. Briggs,

605
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,103
there've been a few changes,

606
00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:12,206
and we'll only need you
for one segment,

607
00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:16,551
and that segment will be shared
with you and Fred together.

608
00:33:16,655 --> 00:33:19,000
And we don't need you to judge

609
00:33:19,103 --> 00:33:20,724
the scream-queen
contest anymore,

610
00:33:20,827 --> 00:33:24,551
because Phil has asked
his good friend Barbara Feldon,"

611
00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:28,379
the actress best known as
Agent 99 on "Get Smart,"

612
00:33:28,482 --> 00:33:31,827
"to come down to the show today
and be the scream-queen judge."

613
00:33:32,896 --> 00:33:34,448
And I said, "Oh, well,
I guess Barbara was

614
00:33:34,551 --> 00:33:35,827
a horror actress at some point."

615
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,034
And they said, "Uh, no.

616
00:33:38,137 --> 00:33:40,275
He just thought
she would be a better judge."

617
00:33:40,379 --> 00:33:44,793
And, so, the only question
I was asked on the show

618
00:33:44,896 --> 00:33:46,896
was -- Phil turned to me.

619
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,517
You know that thing he
used to do where he's moving up

620
00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:53,068
through the audience and
he's moving the mic around?

621
00:33:53,172 --> 00:33:55,965
So he's in the audience
and he turns to me and he says,

622
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,793
"So, these movies are measured
according to what is known

623
00:33:58,896 --> 00:34:02,344
as the three B's."

624
00:34:02,448 --> 00:34:03,689
-Did he really?

625
00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:04,827
-Yeah.

626
00:34:04,931 --> 00:34:08,206
He says, "Blood, beasts..."

627
00:34:08,310 --> 00:34:10,344
And I don't remember
what I answered,

628
00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,965
but he was having trouble
saying the word "breasts."

629
00:34:13,068 --> 00:34:15,034
'Cause he only said
two of the B's.

630
00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:16,482
And it sounded
like he believed there was

631
00:34:16,586 --> 00:34:19,103
some kind of B-movie
secret manual

632
00:34:19,206 --> 00:34:21,482
that actually had
the three B's in it.

633
00:34:21,586 --> 00:34:25,827
Anyway, so,
when this show is over,

634
00:34:25,931 --> 00:34:27,620
I go up to the segment producer

635
00:34:27,724 --> 00:34:29,379
and I say, "What the fuck
just happened, man?!"

636
00:34:29,482 --> 00:34:31,482
And he said,
"I can't really talk about it."

637
00:34:31,586 --> 00:34:34,724
And then he kind of said,
"We'll talk later."

638
00:34:34,827 --> 00:34:36,310
And then he never answered
my phone calls.

639
00:34:36,413 --> 00:34:38,103
So I never knew
why I got shanghaied by

640
00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:39,689
"The Phil Donahue Show,"

641
00:34:39,793 --> 00:34:43,103
but I do know that Kelly Lacy
won the role of Shannon thanks

642
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:46,965
to the scream-queen expertise
of Barbara Feldon.

643
00:34:47,068 --> 00:34:49,310
And I don't --
Anyway, I don't even know

644
00:34:49,413 --> 00:34:50,551
if that story was worth telling.

645
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:53,413
-Absolutely it was. Yes.

646
00:34:53,517 --> 00:34:55,379
Important thing to remember,
though,

647
00:34:55,482 --> 00:34:58,448
is that Phil Donahue made
"Jack-O" possible.

648
00:34:58,551 --> 00:34:59,931
-It's true.
-That's amazing.

649
00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:03,000
-If Phil didn't want to do
a show about scream queens,

650
00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:04,482
there would be no "Jack-O."

651
00:35:04,586 --> 00:35:06,000
-Well, thank you, Phil.

652
00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:07,620
-So, back to the movie,
which is --

653
00:35:07,724 --> 00:35:09,413
This movie's already operating

654
00:35:09,517 --> 00:35:11,586
in three dimensions --
historical flashbacks,

655
00:35:11,689 --> 00:35:16,448
the little boy's nightmares, and
the real time of Halloween Eve.

656
00:35:16,551 --> 00:35:18,275
So roll it.

657
00:35:18,379 --> 00:35:21,551
They're even doing
that double-dream thing,

658
00:35:21,655 --> 00:35:24,206
you know,
the dream inside of a dream,

659
00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:26,413
which makes it
even more complicated.

660
00:35:26,517 --> 00:35:28,793
-That's because it's art.

661
00:35:28,896 --> 00:35:30,793
Pure art.

662
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:32,931
-But you know what we need
before we go back to the movie?

663
00:35:33,034 --> 00:35:36,206
-More respect for "Jack-O," man.

664
00:35:36,310 --> 00:35:39,344
-It's the 30th anniversary
of this movie.

665
00:35:39,448 --> 00:35:44,379
But it's the 40th anniversary
of GWAR, and they are going to

666
00:35:44,482 --> 00:35:47,655
play one of their all-time hits,
"Gor-Gor"!

667
00:35:47,758 --> 00:35:49,655
-Yeah, I love it! Whoo!

668
00:35:49,758 --> 00:35:51,586
-Blothar...
-Yeah!

669
00:35:51,689 --> 00:35:55,172
-...if you can hear me,
release the giant dinosaur!

670
00:35:55,275 --> 00:35:56,862
-Fuck yeah!

671
00:35:56,965 --> 00:35:58,206
Whoo!

672
00:35:58,310 --> 00:36:00,172
[Growling]

673
00:36:00,275 --> 00:36:01,896
-What the fuck is that sound?

674
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,551
♪

675
00:36:06,655 --> 00:36:08,586
It's Gor-Gor, people!

676
00:36:08,689 --> 00:36:09,965
♪

677
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:13,137
-Let him hear it!
-[Cheers and applause]

678
00:36:13,241 --> 00:36:15,344
Gor-Gor!

679
00:36:16,482 --> 00:36:19,413
Gor-Gor!

680
00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:22,517
Gor-Gor!

681
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:24,758
Would you look at that.

682
00:36:27,344 --> 00:36:29,620
Gor-Gor!

683
00:36:29,724 --> 00:36:31,379
Yeah!

684
00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:36,758
♪

685
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,000
I don't know about this.

686
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:42,379
This is a dangerous animal.

687
00:36:42,482 --> 00:36:44,620
[Siren wails]

688
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,448
Don't look him in the eye.

689
00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:49,586
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

690
00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:51,758
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

691
00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:54,137
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

692
00:36:57,103 --> 00:36:58,310
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

693
00:36:59,379 --> 00:37:00,724
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

694
00:37:01,448 --> 00:37:03,862
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

695
00:37:03,965 --> 00:37:05,068
What?

696
00:37:05,931 --> 00:37:08,068
♪ Gor-Gor comes
and sirens wail ♪

697
00:37:08,172 --> 00:37:10,172
♪ Mournful drone of
babbling fail ♪

698
00:37:10,275 --> 00:37:12,413
♪ Thunderous gnashing
firestorm ♪

699
00:37:12,517 --> 00:37:14,482
♪ Flames illuminate his form ♪

700
00:37:14,586 --> 00:37:16,724
♪ Gor-Gor comes,
and you must die ♪

701
00:37:16,827 --> 00:37:18,827
♪ Swats F-16s from the sky ♪

702
00:37:18,931 --> 00:37:21,206
♪ Admit you crave
the gift he brings you ♪

703
00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:23,344
♪ Fall and worship tyrant king,
you ♪

704
00:37:23,448 --> 00:37:24,689
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

705
00:37:25,448 --> 00:37:26,517
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

706
00:37:27,896 --> 00:37:30,448
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

707
00:37:30,551 --> 00:37:32,275
No way. Not this.

708
00:37:32,379 --> 00:37:33,758
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

709
00:37:33,862 --> 00:37:36,413
He's a savage beast.

710
00:37:36,517 --> 00:37:38,000
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

711
00:37:41,103 --> 00:37:45,137
♪ Sow pestilent hate,
it shall obliterate ♪

712
00:37:45,241 --> 00:37:47,517
♪ The shadows of
your long-dead brothers ♪

713
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:49,620
♪ And all the mutilated others ♪

714
00:37:49,724 --> 00:37:51,586
♪ Who died in waves, uniform ♪

715
00:37:51,689 --> 00:37:53,862
♪ To appease your
bloodied, hulking form ♪

716
00:37:53,965 --> 00:37:56,172
♪ That broke through
layers of molten strata ♪

717
00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,827
♪ To make the planet Earth
errata ♪

718
00:37:58,931 --> 00:38:02,413
♪

719
00:38:02,517 --> 00:38:04,517
I don't know about this.

720
00:38:07,965 --> 00:38:09,965
♪ Take the chuld in
champing jaws ♪

721
00:38:10,068 --> 00:38:12,344
♪ A pulping pile of
frothing flaws ♪

722
00:38:12,448 --> 00:38:14,310
♪ This horrid mass
shall give us pause ♪

723
00:38:14,413 --> 00:38:16,620
♪ As putrid rot fills
gaping maws ♪

724
00:38:16,724 --> 00:38:22,068
♪

725
00:38:22,172 --> 00:38:25,413
♪

726
00:38:25,517 --> 00:38:27,551
♪ Gor-Gor! ♪

727
00:38:27,655 --> 00:38:29,000
What the fuck?!

728
00:38:29,103 --> 00:38:32,137
♪

729
00:38:32,241 --> 00:38:34,068
Hey!

730
00:38:34,172 --> 00:38:35,482
♪ Gor-Gor big! ♪

731
00:38:35,586 --> 00:38:42,620
♪

732
00:38:42,724 --> 00:38:49,758
♪

733
00:38:49,862 --> 00:38:51,517
♪

734
00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,206
Bad dog!

735
00:38:53,310 --> 00:38:56,517
♪

736
00:38:56,620 --> 00:39:00,034
♪

737
00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:03,137
♪ Skulls are smashed,
and bones are bending ♪

738
00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:06,241
♪ Joints are popping,
our claws are rending ♪

739
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,137
♪ Groveling, sniveling,
driveling horde ♪

740
00:39:09,241 --> 00:39:12,310
♪ To worship scaly overlord ♪

741
00:39:12,413 --> 00:39:13,655
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

742
00:39:15,551 --> 00:39:17,034
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

743
00:39:18,517 --> 00:39:20,000
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

744
00:39:21,482 --> 00:39:23,413
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

745
00:39:25,103 --> 00:39:27,724
♪ Apocalypse becomes creation ♪

746
00:39:27,827 --> 00:39:30,827
♪ Gor-Gor shall erase
the nation ♪

747
00:39:30,931 --> 00:39:33,896
♪ Before you jump into
his gizzard ♪

748
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,379
♪ Fall and worship
tyrant lizard ♪

749
00:39:37,482 --> 00:39:39,896
♪ Gor-Gor comes,
and you must die ♪

750
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,793
♪ He swats the stealth
down from the sky ♪

751
00:39:42,896 --> 00:39:46,137
♪ Admit you crave
the gift he brings you ♪

752
00:39:46,241 --> 00:39:49,206
♪ Fall and worship tyrant king,
you ♪

753
00:39:49,310 --> 00:39:52,172
-♪ Gor-Gor!
-And now!

754
00:39:52,275 --> 00:39:53,758
My son!

755
00:39:55,034 --> 00:39:58,137
My bastard son!

756
00:39:58,241 --> 00:39:59,862
It's time!

757
00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:01,379
We embrace...

758
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:02,862
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

759
00:40:03,586 --> 00:40:04,965
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

760
00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:07,551
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

761
00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:11,655
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

762
00:40:12,655 --> 00:40:13,965
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

763
00:40:14,758 --> 00:40:16,172
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

764
00:40:18,862 --> 00:40:21,379
♪ Gor-Gor ♪

765
00:40:21,482 --> 00:40:23,586
[Cheers and applause]

766
00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:24,896
Bad dog!

767
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,206
Very bad dog.

768
00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:34,137
You're sucking on him!

769
00:40:34,241 --> 00:40:40,413
♪

770
00:40:40,517 --> 00:40:46,689
♪

771
00:40:46,793 --> 00:40:48,827
[Cheers and applause]

772
00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:04,862
Get it out of here.

773
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:10,931
[Static crackles]

774
00:41:12,689 --> 00:41:15,896
-Did you find

that too terrifying?

775
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,724
I mean,

has your mind ceased to believe

776
00:41:17,827 --> 00:41:20,172
that which

I've shown you to be true?

777
00:41:21,172 --> 00:41:22,586
Let me remind you,

778
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:26,448
the human mind is

capable of almost anything.

779
00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:30,241
From it springs the

most wonderful of notions

780
00:41:30,344 --> 00:41:32,758
and the darkest of evils.

781
00:41:33,655 --> 00:41:37,103
Welcome to my

asylum of horrors.

782
00:41:37,206 --> 00:41:42,379
Oh, yes,

the doctor is in

783
00:41:42,482 --> 00:41:45,241
[Laughing evilly]

784
00:41:45,344 --> 00:41:46,551
♪

785
00:41:46,655 --> 00:41:48,551
-[Groaning]

786
00:41:48,655 --> 00:41:54,931
♪

787
00:41:55,034 --> 00:42:01,310
♪

788
00:42:01,413 --> 00:42:02,586
[Remote clicks]

789
00:42:02,689 --> 00:42:04,482
-Almost time for bed,
Sean Kelly.

790
00:42:04,586 --> 00:42:06,310
-Can I watch
"Dr. Cadaver" tomorrow

791
00:42:06,413 --> 00:42:08,137
before I go trick-or-treating?

792
00:42:08,241 --> 00:42:10,862
-We'll see. First, you
have to try one of these.

793
00:42:10,965 --> 00:42:13,379
-What are they?
-Eyeballs.

794
00:42:15,551 --> 00:42:17,758
-Gross.
-Nice, juicy eyeballs.

795
00:42:17,862 --> 00:42:19,275
I picked 'em fresh for you.

796
00:42:19,379 --> 00:42:21,310
-Come on, Dad.
What are they really?

797
00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:23,482
-Grapes for our haunted garage.

798
00:42:23,586 --> 00:42:25,000
Come on,
let's go check it out.

799
00:42:30,344 --> 00:42:32,965
-You guys are just in time to
help me put this stuff away.

800
00:42:33,068 --> 00:42:34,896
Ah, Linda, my dear,
Sean and I are going into

801
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,275
the haunted garage.

802
00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:38,586
And then it's straight
to bed, right, young man?

803
00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:42,517
-What all this stuff for, Mom?
-Supplies for the spook house.

804
00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:45,827
I've got corn syrup and
food coloring for blood,

805
00:42:45,931 --> 00:42:50,000
cauliflower for brains,
and spaghetti for...

806
00:42:51,310 --> 00:42:52,482
-Intestines.

807
00:42:52,586 --> 00:42:54,931
-Very good! We'll make
a ghoul out of you yet.

808
00:42:55,034 --> 00:42:57,206
Did you get ahold of
a babysitter, Linda?

809
00:42:57,310 --> 00:42:59,448
-What do I need
a babysitter for?

810
00:42:59,551 --> 00:43:01,827
-Your father and I have
to watch the garage, Sean,

811
00:43:01,931 --> 00:43:03,586
and collect the money.

812
00:43:03,689 --> 00:43:05,586
I know you're getting
too big for a babysitter,

813
00:43:05,689 --> 00:43:07,689
but it's just somebody
to keep you company.

814
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:10,620
-Why do you have to collect
money? We've got money.

815
00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:12,172
-But some people don't,
sweetheart.

816
00:43:12,275 --> 00:43:14,758
The neighbors will give us
money for the spook house,

817
00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:16,862
and then we'll give it
to the homeless shelter.

818
00:43:16,965 --> 00:43:18,551
It's important to help people
who haven't been

819
00:43:18,655 --> 00:43:19,862
blessed like us.

820
00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:23,137
-We're haunting the homeless.
-David!

821
00:43:23,241 --> 00:43:25,172
-Come on, we got work to do.

822
00:43:25,275 --> 00:43:26,965
Uh, who are you calling, Linda?

823
00:43:27,068 --> 00:43:29,862
-Carolyn. I couldn't
think of anybody else.

824
00:43:29,965 --> 00:43:31,379
-Carolyn's nice.

825
00:43:31,482 --> 00:43:33,448
-I think she likes me.
-[Chuckling]

826
00:43:33,551 --> 00:43:34,931
In your dreams, David.

827
00:43:35,034 --> 00:43:37,068
Now get to work, boys.

828
00:43:38,517 --> 00:43:46,206
♪

829
00:43:46,310 --> 00:43:48,448
-Hey, you guys, come here!

830
00:43:48,551 --> 00:43:58,241
♪

831
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:07,862
♪

832
00:44:07,965 --> 00:44:11,620
-Cool!
A killer old cross.

833
00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:15,137
Shannon, don't say I
never gave you anything.

834
00:44:15,241 --> 00:44:16,655
-Leave it alone.

835
00:44:16,758 --> 00:44:18,793
-Afraid of ghosts?

836
00:44:18,896 --> 00:44:21,275
-Maybe they didn't move
all the bodies.

837
00:44:21,379 --> 00:44:23,896
Just a little respect for
the dead.

838
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,482
-Maybe he's right.

839
00:44:26,482 --> 00:44:29,034
Let's go see what else
we can find.

840
00:44:29,137 --> 00:44:37,172
♪

841
00:44:37,275 --> 00:44:45,310
♪

842
00:44:45,413 --> 00:44:46,862
-[Grunts]

843
00:44:46,965 --> 00:44:52,827
♪

844
00:44:52,931 --> 00:45:01,413
♪

845
00:45:01,517 --> 00:45:09,931
♪

846
00:45:10,034 --> 00:45:18,448
♪

847
00:45:18,551 --> 00:45:27,000
♪

848
00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:28,965
-Can I have a hit of
your cigarette?

849
00:45:29,068 --> 00:45:30,241
-No way.
-Jim, come on.

850
00:45:30,344 --> 00:45:32,379
Please, just give
me a hit of your cigarette.

851
00:45:32,482 --> 00:45:33,689
-No way.
-Come on!

852
00:45:33,793 --> 00:45:34,827
-Buy your own.

853
00:46:07,310 --> 00:46:09,965
[Beeping]

854
00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:12,000
[Ringing]

855
00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:13,551
[Dog barking]

856
00:46:13,655 --> 00:46:15,310
Hey, isn't that
your sister's phone?

857
00:46:15,413 --> 00:46:16,793
-She'll get it.
Don't worry about it.

858
00:46:16,896 --> 00:46:18,241
-You know,
I think she's in the shower.

859
00:46:18,344 --> 00:46:19,689
Maybe I should get it for her.

860
00:46:19,793 --> 00:46:23,793
-No, you are not going in
the shower with my sister.

861
00:46:23,896 --> 00:46:26,241
[Telephone rings]

862
00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:32,379
-Julie, get the phone!

863
00:46:35,517 --> 00:46:38,965
-[Ringing continues]
-Julie, get the phone!

864
00:46:41,758 --> 00:46:43,655
[Ringing continues]

865
00:46:43,758 --> 00:46:46,137
Ugh! Hello?

866
00:46:46,241 --> 00:46:49,862
-Carolyn? Linda Kelly.
Everything okay?

867
00:46:49,965 --> 00:46:52,068
-Yeah, my sister's
home on break.

868
00:46:52,172 --> 00:46:54,137
College education
and I can't even get her

869
00:46:54,241 --> 00:46:57,000
to answer the phone.

870
00:46:57,103 --> 00:46:59,862
[Engine revving]

871
00:46:59,965 --> 00:47:03,000
Um, babysit for Sean
tomorrow night?

872
00:47:03,103 --> 00:47:06,689
Linda, um, I've got this
Halloween party to go to.

873
00:47:06,793 --> 00:47:09,137
-Carolyn, I was counting on you.

874
00:47:09,241 --> 00:47:12,275
How am I gonna find another
sitter this close to Halloween?

875
00:47:12,379 --> 00:47:14,275
[Engine revving]

876
00:47:16,068 --> 00:47:20,137
-I'll, uh, tell you what.
The party's not till 10:00.

877
00:47:20,241 --> 00:47:22,344
I'll bring Julie over
and show her the ropes,

878
00:47:22,448 --> 00:47:24,517
I'll watch Sean until it's
time to go to the party,

879
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:26,862
and then she can take over.

880
00:47:26,965 --> 00:47:28,517
Oh, you'll like Julie.

881
00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:32,275
She's really reliable,
very mature.

882
00:47:32,379 --> 00:47:35,172
[Dog barking]

883
00:47:36,172 --> 00:47:38,241
[Engine revving]

884
00:47:38,344 --> 00:47:42,275
-And now, with tonight's
commentary, Dr. Tom Mason.

885
00:47:43,517 --> 00:47:46,482
-I am sick and tired of
real Americans

886
00:47:46,586 --> 00:47:49,724
having to apologize
for not being homeless,

887
00:47:49,827 --> 00:47:52,275
disabled, or a minority.

888
00:47:52,379 --> 00:47:54,793
[Laughing]
Where does this come from?

889
00:47:54,896 --> 00:47:58,034
[Engine humming]

890
00:47:58,137 --> 00:48:00,172
-Oh, pure white trash.

891
00:48:00,275 --> 00:48:01,965
Carolyn Miller
moves in across the street,

892
00:48:02,068 --> 00:48:04,000
and our property values plummet.

893
00:48:04,103 --> 00:48:07,793
-She's a divorced woman,
Amanda, simple as that.

894
00:48:07,896 --> 00:48:11,379
We're lucky she doesn't
have children.

895
00:48:11,482 --> 00:48:15,517
-If she were a dog,
I'd have her spayed.

896
00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:22,586
♪

897
00:48:22,689 --> 00:48:29,655
♪

898
00:48:29,758 --> 00:48:36,689
♪

899
00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:43,758
♪

900
00:48:43,862 --> 00:48:45,724
-You finish your prayers?
-Yeah.

901
00:48:45,827 --> 00:48:47,862
-Let's get under covers.

902
00:48:47,965 --> 00:48:54,551
♪

903
00:48:54,655 --> 00:48:56,482
-Dad?
-Yes, son?

904
00:48:56,586 --> 00:48:58,620
-Are monsters real?

905
00:48:58,724 --> 00:49:02,931
-Well, monsters can be fun,
like on the "Dr. Cadaver" show

906
00:49:03,034 --> 00:49:06,000
or at Halloween, but there
aren't any real ones.

907
00:49:06,103 --> 00:49:08,241
-What about Mr. Jack?

908
00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:11,655
-Who?
-Mr. Jack, the Pumpkin Man.

909
00:49:11,758 --> 00:49:13,310
"Mr. Jack will break your back,

910
00:49:13,413 --> 00:49:16,241
cut off your head with
a whack, whack, whack."

911
00:49:17,275 --> 00:49:19,793
-"Pumpkin Man
will steal your soul.

912
00:49:19,896 --> 00:49:22,896
He'll snatch it up
and swallow it whole."

913
00:49:23,896 --> 00:49:25,896
I haven't heard that in years.

914
00:49:27,724 --> 00:49:29,689
That's just an old rhyme
my grandma used to tell me

915
00:49:29,793 --> 00:49:32,172
to keep me from
getting into trouble.

916
00:49:32,275 --> 00:49:33,758
-You used to get in trouble?

917
00:49:33,862 --> 00:49:35,965
-Sure did, and we're
both gonna be in trouble

918
00:49:36,068 --> 00:49:38,241
if your mom finds out
you're not asleep yet.

919
00:49:38,344 --> 00:49:40,517
Close them eyes, boy.

920
00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:42,517
-Okay.

921
00:49:42,620 --> 00:49:48,517
♪

922
00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:54,413
♪

923
00:49:54,517 --> 00:49:56,586
"Then, real quick,
before you die,

924
00:49:56,689 --> 00:49:59,103
Mr. Jack will steal your eyes."

925
00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:05,586
♪

926
00:50:05,689 --> 00:50:07,344
♪

927
00:50:09,103 --> 00:50:18,448
♪

928
00:50:18,551 --> 00:50:24,655
♪

929
00:50:24,758 --> 00:50:26,551
-Well, that wasn't too bad.

930
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:30,000
-Now you have to catch me.

931
00:50:31,689 --> 00:50:33,862
-Don't go there!
[Sighs]

932
00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:41,862
♪

933
00:50:41,965 --> 00:50:49,482
♪

934
00:50:49,586 --> 00:50:52,137
Paul, that is not funny!

935
00:50:54,103 --> 00:50:55,931
[Gasps]

936
00:50:56,379 --> 00:50:58,000
-Boo!

937
00:50:58,103 --> 00:51:00,000
-[Chuckles]

938
00:51:00,103 --> 00:51:04,517
♪

939
00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:06,517
[Thunder rumbles]

940
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:12,206
♪

941
00:51:12,310 --> 00:51:17,724
♪

942
00:51:17,827 --> 00:51:19,413
-[Groans]

943
00:51:19,517 --> 00:51:27,137
♪

944
00:51:27,241 --> 00:51:28,689
No.

945
00:51:28,793 --> 00:51:37,551
♪

946
00:51:37,655 --> 00:51:39,448
-[Groans]

947
00:51:39,551 --> 00:51:45,379
♪

948
00:51:45,482 --> 00:51:51,103
♪

949
00:51:51,206 --> 00:51:52,896
[Grunts]

950
00:51:55,413 --> 00:52:01,137
♪

951
00:52:01,241 --> 00:52:03,793
[Groans]

952
00:52:03,896 --> 00:52:09,965
♪

953
00:52:10,068 --> 00:52:16,103
♪

954
00:52:16,206 --> 00:52:22,241
♪

955
00:52:22,344 --> 00:52:28,068
♪

956
00:52:28,172 --> 00:52:30,275
-[Echoing]
I am the judge of the hill.

957
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:37,827
Not everyone is lucky enough
to get my special attention.

958
00:52:37,931 --> 00:52:39,689
[Thunder rumbling]

959
00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:47,620
[Rumbling]

960
00:52:47,724 --> 00:52:48,724
[Bell tolling]

961
00:52:48,827 --> 00:52:51,275
-[Laughing]

962
00:52:51,379 --> 00:52:53,275
Hey, stop it.

963
00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:54,793
-[Chuckling] Shut up.

964
00:52:54,896 --> 00:53:01,379
♪

965
00:53:01,482 --> 00:53:10,034
♪

966
00:53:10,137 --> 00:53:12,827
-[Growling]

967
00:53:12,931 --> 00:53:18,551
♪

968
00:53:18,655 --> 00:53:24,241
♪

969
00:53:24,344 --> 00:53:30,000
♪

970
00:53:30,103 --> 00:53:35,689
♪

971
00:53:35,793 --> 00:53:37,827
-[Groans]

972
00:53:40,793 --> 00:53:44,034
-I have found them guilty,
and the punishment is death.

973
00:53:46,413 --> 00:53:49,206
-Help me, Sean!

974
00:53:51,655 --> 00:53:54,896
Help me, Sean!

975
00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:01,517
♪

976
00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:06,172
-You must do as I command.
Kill them. Kill them!

977
00:54:06,275 --> 00:54:13,482
♪

978
00:54:13,586 --> 00:54:15,344
-What was that noise?

979
00:54:18,482 --> 00:54:20,793
-Brent burped.

980
00:54:20,896 --> 00:54:22,620
-[Sighs]

981
00:54:22,724 --> 00:54:31,620
♪

982
00:54:31,724 --> 00:54:34,068
You guys, can we go now?

983
00:54:36,068 --> 00:54:37,724
-[Gagging]

984
00:54:38,448 --> 00:54:40,000
-[Screams]

985
00:54:40,551 --> 00:54:43,206
-[Screams]

986
00:54:43,310 --> 00:54:44,758
-[Gagging]

987
00:54:44,862 --> 00:54:46,827
-[Gasps]

988
00:54:46,931 --> 00:54:48,965
-[Screaming]

989
00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:57,758
Aah!

990
00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:07,724
♪

991
00:55:07,827 --> 00:55:13,517
♪

992
00:55:13,620 --> 00:55:19,310
♪

993
00:55:19,413 --> 00:55:21,862
[Crying]

994
00:55:21,965 --> 00:55:28,000
♪

995
00:55:28,103 --> 00:55:36,000
♪

996
00:55:36,103 --> 00:55:38,689
-No!
-[Thunder crashes]

997
00:55:38,793 --> 00:55:46,482
♪

998
00:55:46,586 --> 00:55:54,241
♪

999
00:55:54,344 --> 00:56:01,862
♪

1000
00:56:01,965 --> 00:56:10,724
♪

1001
00:56:10,827 --> 00:56:19,620
♪

1002
00:56:19,724 --> 00:56:24,241
-I'm sorry you find my
justice so difficult to accept.

1003
00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:28,931
My power is much greater
than even I believed.

1004
00:56:29,034 --> 00:56:37,586
♪

1005
00:56:37,689 --> 00:56:46,241
♪

1006
00:56:46,344 --> 00:56:54,896
♪

1007
00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:01,620
♪

1008
00:57:03,275 --> 00:57:04,655
[Static crackles]

1009
00:57:04,758 --> 00:57:05,655
-Wow!

1010
00:57:05,758 --> 00:57:08,862
Darcy, have you seen the new

1011
00:57:08,965 --> 00:57:11,517
"Last Drive-In"
double-feature Blu-ray?

1012
00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:15,551
"Suitable Flesh" and "Mayhem."

1013
00:57:15,655 --> 00:57:18,172
Joe Lynch edition of
"The Last Drive-In."

1014
00:57:18,275 --> 00:57:19,275
-Amazing.

1015
00:57:19,379 --> 00:57:21,241
-Several people
have purchased...

1016
00:57:21,344 --> 00:57:22,931
-Several.
-...one of these. Yeah.

1017
00:57:23,034 --> 00:57:24,517
-[Laughs]

1018
00:57:24,620 --> 00:57:28,068
-We gotta give Steve Latshaw
a special award.

1019
00:57:28,172 --> 00:57:30,655
-Uh, the director?
-Yep.

1020
00:57:30,758 --> 00:57:34,310
That is the most outstandingly
unmotivated shower scene

1021
00:57:34,413 --> 00:57:36,103
in the history
of motion pictures.

1022
00:57:36,206 --> 00:57:37,448
-Yes.
And it was not brief.

1023
00:57:37,551 --> 00:57:39,862
-No.
She soaps herself up real good.

1024
00:57:39,965 --> 00:57:41,241
-Real good.
-Steve just decided,

1025
00:57:41,344 --> 00:57:43,000
"Okay, Linnea Quigley's
in the movie.

1026
00:57:43,103 --> 00:57:44,586
Here's how we'll introduce her.

1027
00:57:44,689 --> 00:57:46,344
Linnea, jump in the shower.

1028
00:57:46,448 --> 00:57:48,413
We're going to give the other
characters some dialogue about

1029
00:57:48,517 --> 00:57:50,793
how you can't answer the phone
because you're in the shower."

1030
00:57:50,896 --> 00:57:53,103
-You know,
I think she had top billing,

1031
00:57:53,206 --> 00:57:54,827
so he was kind of
just using her notoriety.

1032
00:57:54,931 --> 00:57:57,000
-Her and her body.

1033
00:57:57,103 --> 00:57:59,034
-That's what I meant
by "notoriety."

1034
00:57:59,137 --> 00:58:02,137
-This is also where we see
that Cameron Mitchell footage.

1035
00:58:02,241 --> 00:58:05,448
Cameron Mitchell is
Dr. Cadaver on Sean's

1036
00:58:05,551 --> 00:58:08,965
favorite TV show, "Dr. Cadaver's
Monster Movie Madness."

1037
00:58:09,068 --> 00:58:10,896
And Cameron Mitchell
had died the year before

1038
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,586
they made this movie,

1039
00:58:12,689 --> 00:58:14,965
but Fred Olen Ray
had the practice --

1040
00:58:15,068 --> 00:58:18,896
If Fred paid
an actor for a full day of work

1041
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,862
and he didn't use the full day,

1042
00:58:20,965 --> 00:58:24,379
he would just write random
scenes for future projects

1043
00:58:24,482 --> 00:58:27,068
and have the actors say lines
to be used later.

1044
00:58:27,172 --> 00:58:29,793
So that's how
Dr. Cadaver happened

1045
00:58:29,896 --> 00:58:32,758
and that's how John Carradine
became the wizard.

1046
00:58:32,862 --> 00:58:34,965
As you probably noticed,
you never see John Carradine's

1047
00:58:35,068 --> 00:58:36,758
mouth moving when he's speaking.

1048
00:58:36,862 --> 00:58:39,482
-That's just genius.

1049
00:58:39,586 --> 00:58:41,965
-And then that's
Catherine Walsh as Vivian,

1050
00:58:42,068 --> 00:58:45,379
who's somehow related
to John Carradine.

1051
00:58:45,482 --> 00:58:47,482
Her family, the Machens,
are connected to

1052
00:58:47,586 --> 00:58:49,689
Sean's family, the Kellys.

1053
00:58:49,793 --> 00:58:50,931
I have no idea.

1054
00:58:51,034 --> 00:58:52,586
She's in every sequence
of the movie,

1055
00:58:52,689 --> 00:58:54,620
sort of wandering
around the movie.

1056
00:58:54,724 --> 00:58:56,724
Is she a witch?
Is she a researcher?

1057
00:58:56,827 --> 00:58:59,551
Is she a tool for exposition?
I don't know.

1058
00:58:59,655 --> 00:59:01,448
But she's actually
an Irish woman

1059
00:59:01,551 --> 00:59:04,896
who had been used Latshaw's
earlier movie "Biohazard."

1060
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,172
And I don't know
what she was doing in Orlando,

1061
00:59:07,275 --> 00:59:10,724
since most of her career
has been on the stage in Dublin.

1062
00:59:10,827 --> 00:59:13,275
But "Jack-O" would be
the last collaboration

1063
00:59:13,379 --> 00:59:15,413
between Steve Latshaw
and Fred Olen Ray,

1064
00:59:15,517 --> 00:59:18,965
partly because of
the DVD extras.

1065
00:59:19,068 --> 00:59:20,793
Fred started ragging
on the movie

1066
00:59:20,896 --> 00:59:24,206
during the commentary track
for the DVD,

1067
00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:27,241
criticizing all the directorial
decisions that Latshaw made.

1068
00:59:27,344 --> 00:59:29,413
So Steve started to get testy.

1069
00:59:29,517 --> 00:59:33,275
And he finally got angry and he
stormed out of the audio booth

1070
00:59:33,379 --> 00:59:35,103
wherever they were doing it,

1071
00:59:35,206 --> 00:59:37,862
and Fred locked him
out of the recording room.

1072
00:59:37,965 --> 00:59:40,931
And then Steve Latshaw
was pounding on the door

1073
00:59:41,034 --> 00:59:44,068
to get back in, and
Fred wouldn't let him back in.

1074
00:59:44,172 --> 00:59:47,068
But he continued to do
the commentary track by himself.

1075
00:59:47,172 --> 00:59:48,655
-Wow.
-And then he finally relented

1076
00:59:48,758 --> 00:59:51,068
and he let him come back in
to finish the commentary.

1077
00:59:51,172 --> 00:59:53,896
But they were still edgy.
So, it's all on the Blu-ray.

1078
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,551
It's probably one
of the most hysterically funny

1079
00:59:55,655 --> 00:59:59,551
commentary tracks ever recorded.

1080
00:59:59,655 --> 01:00:02,103
-Oh, Lord.
-Except for, of course --

1081
01:00:02,206 --> 01:00:04,137
I'm sure there's a hysterically
funny commentary track

1082
01:00:04,241 --> 01:00:06,172
on the Joe Lynch edition of

1083
01:00:06,275 --> 01:00:09,137
"The Last Drive-In"
double feature.

1084
01:00:09,241 --> 01:00:12,551
Because, yeah, they searched
through all 200 movies

1085
01:00:12,655 --> 01:00:14,275
that we've made,

1086
01:00:14,379 --> 01:00:17,793
and they decided
"Suitable Flesh" and "Mayhem"

1087
01:00:17,896 --> 01:00:20,172
were the ones
to go on the Blu-ray.

1088
01:00:20,275 --> 01:00:22,275
-Of course.
-So...

1089
01:00:24,551 --> 01:00:27,689
Anyway, Fred Olen Ray
does have Florida ties, though.

1090
01:00:27,793 --> 01:00:29,344
He used to be
in the carnival business.

1091
01:00:29,448 --> 01:00:31,586
He would go to
Gibsonton, Florida,

1092
01:00:31,689 --> 01:00:33,655
which is where
the carnies spend the winter,

1093
01:00:33,758 --> 01:00:35,379
and he would buy
carnival attractions

1094
01:00:35,482 --> 01:00:37,655
that were being retired
or offered for sale.

1095
01:00:37,758 --> 01:00:39,724
And if you were an actress
in one of Fred's movies,

1096
01:00:39,827 --> 01:00:41,827
he would likely call you
up occasionally

1097
01:00:41,931 --> 01:00:45,103
and ask if he wanted to work
as a bikini-clad snake-woman

1098
01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:47,034
at his "Secrets of the Amazon"
show,

1099
01:00:47,137 --> 01:00:49,103
which he would take around
to county fairs.

1100
01:00:49,206 --> 01:00:53,103
Anyway, that's Fred --
30 different pen names,

1101
01:00:53,206 --> 01:00:56,551
a lot of horror, a lot of TandA
for Showtime and Cinemax.

1102
01:00:56,655 --> 01:01:00,275
I think he's directed
over 200 movies and produced

1103
01:01:00,379 --> 01:01:04,379
at least that many, has his
own indie wrestling promotion,

1104
01:01:04,482 --> 01:01:07,758
ACW, uses the name
"Fabulous" Freddy Valentine

1105
01:01:07,862 --> 01:01:09,413
when he does wrestling.

1106
01:01:09,517 --> 01:01:11,103
Last I heard,
he was doing quickies

1107
01:01:11,206 --> 01:01:14,034
for the Great American
Family Channel.

1108
01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:17,724
They're Hallmark movies,
but much lower budget.

1109
01:01:17,827 --> 01:01:20,172
I've never even heard of the
Great American --

1110
01:01:20,275 --> 01:01:22,517
Great American Family.
That's a cable channel.

1111
01:01:22,620 --> 01:01:24,068
-That's a religious channel.

1112
01:01:24,172 --> 01:01:25,344
-Really?
That's a religious channel?

1113
01:01:25,448 --> 01:01:27,413
-Mm-hmm.
Based out of Texas.

1114
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:28,931
-So I guess they
don't use the two-minute

1115
01:01:29,034 --> 01:01:31,482
Linnea Quigley shower scene
when they show "Jack-O"

1116
01:01:31,586 --> 01:01:33,137
on the Great American
Family Channel.

1117
01:01:33,241 --> 01:01:35,413
-Actually,
they don't do Halloween at all,

1118
01:01:35,517 --> 01:01:38,551
just Valentine's Day,
Christmas, and the 4th of July.

1119
01:01:38,655 --> 01:01:39,965
-Well, shred my britches.

1120
01:01:40,068 --> 01:01:41,620
I'll have to check them out.

1121
01:01:41,724 --> 01:01:43,275
Actually, no,
I probably won't check them out.

1122
01:01:43,379 --> 01:01:46,655
But let's get back to
the confusing...

1123
01:01:46,758 --> 01:01:51,862
I mean, the always-surprising
plot of "Jack-O."

1124
01:01:51,965 --> 01:01:53,206
-Nice save.
-Roll it!

1125
01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:54,344
-Yes.

1126
01:01:55,241 --> 01:01:59,000
-Do the churches still do
all that anti-Halloween stuff?

1127
01:01:59,103 --> 01:02:00,689
-A lot of them do for sure.

1128
01:02:00,793 --> 01:02:03,206
They are not cool with
paganism and the occult.

1129
01:02:03,310 --> 01:02:04,965
-But I know some of those
churches --

1130
01:02:05,068 --> 01:02:07,862
that's where they have
those daytime Halloweens.

1131
01:02:07,965 --> 01:02:09,793
-Yeah. Some have things called

1132
01:02:09,896 --> 01:02:13,241
harvest festivals or
trunk-or-treats.

1133
01:02:13,344 --> 01:02:15,448
-Trunk-or-treats?
-Yeah.

1134
01:02:15,551 --> 01:02:17,034
That's what you were
talking about in your rant.

1135
01:02:17,137 --> 01:02:18,448
You just didn't know
what it was.

1136
01:02:18,551 --> 01:02:20,241
It's when they decorate
the trunks of the cars,

1137
01:02:20,344 --> 01:02:23,310
and the kids go from car to car,
collecting all the candy.

1138
01:02:23,413 --> 01:02:26,379
-So that their kids don't
have to mix with the devil.

1139
01:02:26,482 --> 01:02:27,620
-Yes, exactly.

1140
01:02:28,241 --> 01:02:30,896
-Well, God bless
their precious little souls.

1141
01:02:31,655 --> 01:02:33,758
No GWAR for them.

1142
01:02:33,862 --> 01:02:36,344
[Laughter]
-I guess not.

1143
01:02:37,344 --> 01:02:38,965
[Static crackles]

1144
01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:45,551
[Engine rumbling, revs]

1145
01:02:53,827 --> 01:02:55,000
-Carolyn!

1146
01:02:55,103 --> 01:02:58,000
-How's my boyfriend?

1147
01:02:58,103 --> 01:03:01,862
Ooh!
You look so scary!

1148
01:03:05,275 --> 01:03:07,793
The yard looks great.

1149
01:03:07,896 --> 01:03:10,586
-Well, I try.

1150
01:03:12,172 --> 01:03:15,379
-You're like a little boy
about all this scary stuff.

1151
01:03:15,482 --> 01:03:17,862
-I guess it keeps me young.

1152
01:03:17,965 --> 01:03:20,000
-I like little boys.

1153
01:03:23,793 --> 01:03:27,000
-That's a nice bike
your friend has there.

1154
01:03:27,586 --> 01:03:29,103
-Can I go look at it?

1155
01:03:30,379 --> 01:03:34,896
-Look, uh...but don't touch.

1156
01:03:40,103 --> 01:03:42,482
-[Moans]
-Neat bike.

1157
01:03:46,172 --> 01:03:47,793
-You like bikes, kid?

1158
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,758
Go ahead, check it out.

1159
01:03:51,551 --> 01:03:54,241
-Well, I guess I better
go talk to your daddy.

1160
01:03:54,344 --> 01:03:56,000
I get to be your babysitter,
too.

1161
01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:58,068
-Cool.

1162
01:03:59,172 --> 01:04:00,689
-So, you ever ridden
one of these?

1163
01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:02,379
-No, not lately.

1164
01:04:02,482 --> 01:04:04,310
-Come on, kid, climb aboard.

1165
01:04:06,137 --> 01:04:08,137
[Engine revs]

1166
01:04:16,793 --> 01:04:18,448
-Sean. Uh, Sean.

1167
01:04:18,551 --> 01:04:21,724
[Engine revving]

1168
01:04:21,827 --> 01:04:24,137
-He's alright.
Jim's a real safe biker.

1169
01:04:26,344 --> 01:04:28,344
[Engine roaring]

1170
01:04:48,965 --> 01:04:50,655
-Hi, Carolyn.
-Hi!

1171
01:04:50,758 --> 01:04:52,586
-And you must be Julie.

1172
01:04:54,448 --> 01:04:55,965
What's that noise?

1173
01:04:56,068 --> 01:04:58,034
[Engine humming]

1174
01:04:58,137 --> 01:05:01,724
Sean! Get off that bike
right now!

1175
01:05:02,275 --> 01:05:05,275
-Don't worry, Mrs. Kelly.
He's safe with Jim.

1176
01:05:09,172 --> 01:05:11,827
-David, how could you
let this happen?

1177
01:05:11,931 --> 01:05:13,275
-I-I said he could
look at the damn thing.

1178
01:05:13,379 --> 01:05:15,482
I-I didn't say he could ride it.

1179
01:05:15,586 --> 01:05:16,689
-[Sighs]

1180
01:05:16,793 --> 01:05:20,448
-See you at 7:00, Linda,
if that's okay.

1181
01:05:25,379 --> 01:05:27,206
[Animal howling]

1182
01:05:32,586 --> 01:05:35,965
[Doorbell rings]

1183
01:05:36,068 --> 01:05:37,517
-Well, hi, Vivian.
Come on in.

1184
01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:41,206
-Hi.
-Ready for a spooky Halloween?

1185
01:05:41,310 --> 01:05:42,931
-Yes.

1186
01:05:48,241 --> 01:05:49,793
-What's with the book?

1187
01:05:49,896 --> 01:05:53,206
-This old family Bible got
me started on my project.

1188
01:05:54,620 --> 01:05:56,448
-Oh, I love those old pictures.

1189
01:05:56,551 --> 01:05:58,379
[Beeping]

1190
01:06:06,551 --> 01:06:08,103
-Sean.

1191
01:06:09,137 --> 01:06:11,620
Come here.
This might interest you.

1192
01:06:16,482 --> 01:06:18,413
-Who's he?

1193
01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:21,689
-Just some creepy-lookin'
old guy. Why?

1194
01:06:21,793 --> 01:06:24,137
-I saw him in my dream.

1195
01:06:24,965 --> 01:06:27,000
-His name was Walter Machen.

1196
01:06:33,172 --> 01:06:36,103
-You must've seen his
picture somewhere before.

1197
01:06:36,206 --> 01:06:38,000
Isn't that right, Vivian?

1198
01:06:53,551 --> 01:07:00,586
♪

1199
01:07:00,689 --> 01:07:07,655
♪

1200
01:07:07,758 --> 01:07:10,586
-These are the kind of tales

that drove Edgar Allan Poe

1201
01:07:10,689 --> 01:07:12,275
to the brink of madness.

1202
01:07:12,379 --> 01:07:14,931
I'd better go easy on

you at first.

1203
01:07:16,137 --> 01:07:18,206
I don't wanna scare you off.

1204
01:07:18,310 --> 01:07:22,137
I want you to

sit back and observe.

1205
01:07:22,241 --> 01:07:26,793
Welcome to my

asylum of horrors.

1206
01:07:26,896 --> 01:07:29,310
The doctor is in.

1207
01:07:29,413 --> 01:07:34,310
♪

1208
01:07:34,413 --> 01:07:36,448
-Our grandparents never talked
much about the good old days,

1209
01:07:36,551 --> 01:07:38,758
and we weren't allowed to ask.

1210
01:07:38,862 --> 01:07:40,862
Were our families close?

1211
01:07:41,827 --> 01:07:43,758
-In a way.

1212
01:07:43,862 --> 01:07:46,586
Walter Machen
was accused of sorcery.

1213
01:07:46,689 --> 01:07:47,758
He was linked to
the disappearance of

1214
01:07:47,862 --> 01:07:50,103
many innocent townsfolk.

1215
01:07:50,206 --> 01:07:53,413
81 years ago this night,
Arthur and Daniel Kelly

1216
01:07:53,517 --> 01:07:55,896
led the mob that lynched
Walter Machen.

1217
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,896
-That's terrible.

1218
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:02,275
-Before the rope bit into his
neck, Walter vowed revenge.

1219
01:08:02,379 --> 01:08:03,896
He said the streets of
Oakmore Crossing

1220
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,034
would run red with the
blood of the Kelly clan

1221
01:08:06,137 --> 01:08:10,310
or anyone connected with
them within one year's time.

1222
01:08:10,413 --> 01:08:14,586
According to legend,
his prophecy almost came true.

1223
01:08:14,689 --> 01:08:20,275
Halloween night, 1915,
something came out of the ground

1224
01:08:20,379 --> 01:08:22,862
and took Machen's
bloody revenge.

1225
01:08:22,965 --> 01:08:25,965
-You -- You said "almost"?

1226
01:08:26,068 --> 01:08:27,724
-Arthur Kelly
stopped the evil thing

1227
01:08:27,827 --> 01:08:29,827
Machen raised up from hell.

1228
01:08:29,931 --> 01:08:32,172
He stopped its
mission of vengeance,

1229
01:08:32,275 --> 01:08:34,482
but at the cost of his own life.

1230
01:08:36,655 --> 01:08:38,724
Mind you,
most of it's just legend.

1231
01:08:38,827 --> 01:08:41,034
I'm just trying to
separate fact from fiction.

1232
01:08:41,137 --> 01:08:42,724
-What about my ancestors?

1233
01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:45,517
You said they lynched
Walter Machen?

1234
01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:48,965
-Oh, that part's true,
but don't worry --

1235
01:08:49,068 --> 01:08:51,551
time heals all wounds.

1236
01:08:52,965 --> 01:08:54,517
-Quiet!
I can't hear the movie.

1237
01:08:54,620 --> 01:08:57,620
-Blood running red

down my soft skin.

1238
01:08:57,724 --> 01:09:00,413
Always the

blood and the terror.

1239
01:09:00,517 --> 01:09:02,689
My soul cried out for release,

1240
01:09:02,793 --> 01:09:06,413
but for release into a

world of fire and torment.

1241
01:09:06,517 --> 01:09:10,172
And I knew that they were

there, clutching, grasping,

1242
01:09:10,275 --> 01:09:13,448
tearing at their own flesh

and the flesh of their victims.

1243
01:09:13,551 --> 01:09:14,724
And I would soon be...

1244
01:09:14,827 --> 01:09:17,068
-David, honey, could you
give me a hand, please?

1245
01:09:17,172 --> 01:09:19,103
-...left my body,

as the fire...

1246
01:09:19,206 --> 01:09:20,482
-Let me know how it ends.

1247
01:09:20,586 --> 01:09:22,862
-Can I go trick-or-treating now?

1248
01:09:22,965 --> 01:09:25,172
-As soon as Carolyn and Julie
get here.

1249
01:09:25,758 --> 01:09:28,689
-My flesh

nourishing their twisted souls,

1250
01:09:28,793 --> 01:09:31,896
my death bringing life to

the coven.

1251
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:40,862
♪

1252
01:09:40,965 --> 01:09:42,862
-[As Dracula]
I've come to drink your blood.

1253
01:09:42,965 --> 01:09:44,379
-David,
how long is she gonna be here?

1254
01:09:44,482 --> 01:09:45,620
-[Normal voice]
Oh, I don't know.

1255
01:09:45,724 --> 01:09:47,172
I guess till we close
the haunted house.

1256
01:09:47,275 --> 01:09:49,103
-She makes me
really uncomfortable.

1257
01:09:49,206 --> 01:09:52,000
All this talk about curses
and blood in the streets?

1258
01:09:52,103 --> 01:09:54,068
-That's just the stuff
that sells books.

1259
01:09:54,172 --> 01:09:57,379
It's Halloween.
Lighten up.

1260
01:10:04,344 --> 01:10:06,827
-Linda, can I help you
with something?

1261
01:10:06,931 --> 01:10:11,137
-Oh, Vivian, uh, no, no,
thanks. We're all set.

1262
01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:19,551
♪

1263
01:10:19,655 --> 01:10:21,689
[Insects chirping]

1264
01:10:27,896 --> 01:10:29,758
-They say that there are

only two things in life

1265
01:10:29,862 --> 01:10:32,068
that are certain --

death and taxes.

1266
01:10:32,172 --> 01:10:35,206
[Laughing] What a load of

liberal crap, I tell you.

1267
01:10:35,310 --> 01:10:37,034
Why should I give my

money to the government

1268
01:10:37,137 --> 01:10:38,827
when they aren't giving me

any of theirs?

1269
01:10:38,931 --> 01:10:41,310
-That's so true. That's what
I've always said, Richard.

1270
01:10:41,413 --> 01:10:43,758
-[TV audience applauding]

-Why are people so blind?

1271
01:10:45,758 --> 01:10:47,551
[Creature growling]

1272
01:10:49,241 --> 01:10:52,551
-What's the matter?
-Dad says the Watsons are mean.

1273
01:10:52,655 --> 01:10:53,931
-Mr. Watson
owns a grocery store.

1274
01:10:54,034 --> 01:10:55,965
He's gotta have the best candy.

1275
01:10:56,862 --> 01:10:58,862
-[Knocking at door]

-[TV audience applauding]

1276
01:10:58,965 --> 01:11:01,275
-Oh, little monsters.

1277
01:11:01,379 --> 01:11:02,758
-Did you leave
the porch light on?

1278
01:11:02,862 --> 01:11:05,241
-Must I do everything for you?

1279
01:11:06,206 --> 01:11:09,586
-Yes.

-Learn how to play the guitar,

1280
01:11:09,689 --> 01:11:10,793
the Glenn Miller

favorites style.

1281
01:11:10,896 --> 01:11:13,206
-I'm coming,
you little parasites.

1282
01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:16,310
-Trick-or-treat.
-Trick-or-treat.

1283
01:11:17,827 --> 01:11:19,344
-You looking for a handout?

1284
01:11:19,448 --> 01:11:20,827
-Yes, sir, we'd like some candy.

1285
01:11:20,931 --> 01:11:22,689
-Oh, you want some candy.

1286
01:11:23,758 --> 01:11:26,827
Does this look like
a candy store?

1287
01:11:27,689 --> 01:11:30,413
I make my living
selling
food.

1288
01:11:30,517 --> 01:11:34,551
You want something from me,
you pay for it, got it?

1289
01:11:34,655 --> 01:11:36,931
Good.
Now get outta here.

1290
01:11:37,034 --> 01:11:39,034
[Guitar playing on television]

1291
01:11:43,241 --> 01:11:46,344
-Man, that guy's creepy,
creepier than Dr. Cadaver.

1292
01:11:46,448 --> 01:11:47,862
-He's just mean.

1293
01:11:47,965 --> 01:11:49,551
-Hey, I got an idea.

1294
01:11:49,655 --> 01:11:52,034
No treat,
so it's time for a trick.

1295
01:11:52,137 --> 01:11:54,137
[Insects chirping]

1296
01:11:57,103 --> 01:11:58,275
-[Groans]

-Learn from an expert,

1297
01:11:58,379 --> 01:12:00,586
learn from Del Bugercasher.

1298
01:12:00,689 --> 01:12:03,379
He's been playing guitar

for over 40 years.

1299
01:12:06,241 --> 01:12:08,275
But you'll learn favorites

just the way he learned.

1300
01:12:08,379 --> 01:12:10,206
-What was that sound?

-...and you'll love 'em.

1301
01:12:11,758 --> 01:12:19,344
♪

1302
01:12:19,448 --> 01:12:21,000
-That's it!

1303
01:12:22,655 --> 01:12:25,827
[Children laughing]

1304
01:12:25,931 --> 01:12:30,896
♪

1305
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,275
-Hey! Hey, I know who you
are and I saw what you did!

1306
01:12:35,379 --> 01:12:43,379
♪

1307
01:12:43,482 --> 01:12:45,655
Hey, get outta the yard!

1308
01:12:49,137 --> 01:12:50,655
Damn kid!

1309
01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:54,310
[Door closes]

1310
01:12:58,586 --> 01:13:05,000
-[Click]

-The realm dies.

1311
01:13:05,103 --> 01:13:07,103
[Howling]

1312
01:13:09,896 --> 01:13:12,758
[Eerie music playing]

1313
01:13:12,862 --> 01:13:20,103
The realm dies.

1314
01:13:20,206 --> 01:13:22,758
-[As Dracula]
We aim to spook.

1315
01:13:22,862 --> 01:13:24,896
[Hissing]

1316
01:13:27,482 --> 01:13:34,482
♪

1317
01:13:34,586 --> 01:13:41,551
♪

1318
01:13:41,655 --> 01:13:44,310
♪

1319
01:13:44,413 --> 01:13:47,310
[Smoke hissing]

1320
01:13:47,413 --> 01:13:52,620
♪

1321
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:57,896
♪

1322
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:03,241
♪

1323
01:14:03,344 --> 01:14:08,517
♪

1324
01:14:08,620 --> 01:14:15,862
♪

1325
01:14:15,965 --> 01:14:18,655
-[Screaming]

1326
01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:21,586
♪

1327
01:14:21,689 --> 01:14:23,482
-The graves stood as sentinels

1328
01:14:23,586 --> 01:14:25,137
over the charred,

rotting bodies

1329
01:14:25,241 --> 01:14:27,275
of those ancient sorcerers.

1330
01:14:27,379 --> 01:14:29,310
Yet, to me,

they still lived on.

1331
01:14:29,413 --> 01:14:30,827
The voices of the dead coven

1332
01:14:30,931 --> 01:14:32,862
called out to me

from the earth.

1333
01:14:32,965 --> 01:14:42,793
♪

1334
01:14:42,896 --> 01:14:43,931
[Scythe clanging]

1335
01:14:44,034 --> 01:14:46,034
[Howling]

1336
01:14:51,137 --> 01:14:52,448
[Doorbell rings]

1337
01:14:52,551 --> 01:14:54,517
-Sounds like our first
batch of trick-or-treaters.

1338
01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:56,206
Everybody look spooky!

1339
01:14:56,310 --> 01:14:58,965
Let's go get 'em.
[Laughing]

1340
01:15:06,896 --> 01:15:08,931
The door is stuck again.

1341
01:15:12,931 --> 01:15:14,655
Oh, there it is.

1342
01:15:16,275 --> 01:15:18,310
Carolyn, Julie.
-Hi!

1343
01:15:18,413 --> 01:15:20,275
Sorry we're late,
but Julie and her boyfriend

1344
01:15:20,379 --> 01:15:22,172
just had to fit in
a game of pool.

1345
01:15:22,275 --> 01:15:23,896
-You're not trick-or-treaters.

1346
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,206
-Sure we are.

1347
01:15:25,310 --> 01:15:27,896
-[As Dracula]
Come with me.

1348
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,758
[Insects chirping]

1349
01:15:41,517 --> 01:15:43,310
[Normal voice] Carolyn, Julie,
you don't mind taking Sean

1350
01:15:43,413 --> 01:15:44,551
trick-or-treating for a while,
do you?

1351
01:15:44,655 --> 01:15:46,068
-No, not at all.

1352
01:15:46,172 --> 01:15:49,206
-Good, 'cause Linda and I've
gotta open the spook house.

1353
01:15:49,310 --> 01:15:51,758
[As Dracula] Come on, Vivian.
You're in for a treat.

1354
01:15:51,862 --> 01:15:53,896
-[Laughing]
You guys help yourself.

1355
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,689
It's open season on the fridge.

1356
01:15:55,793 --> 01:15:57,206
-Got any beer?

1357
01:15:57,310 --> 01:15:59,241
-[Chuckles]

1358
01:16:03,793 --> 01:16:05,896
-Okay, Pumpkin Man,
are you ready?

1359
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,275
-Let me go get my mask.

1360
01:16:07,379 --> 01:16:09,655
-Okay, hurry up,
'cause you're burnin' moonlight.

1361
01:16:10,413 --> 01:16:13,896
-Oh, this is so white bread.

1362
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:17,000
-I know, but just play
along with me, okay?

1363
01:16:19,551 --> 01:16:21,586
-Maybe if more children

1364
01:16:21,689 --> 01:16:24,965
were taken away from

their unfit parents...

1365
01:16:25,068 --> 01:16:27,724
I think it's high time we

try a little hard love.

1366
01:16:27,827 --> 01:16:29,551
Not all of us

were born with love

1367
01:16:29,655 --> 01:16:31,689
and respect for fine things.

1368
01:16:31,793 --> 01:16:33,448
No, we aren't all born

with it, hardly.

1369
01:16:33,551 --> 01:16:34,896
You've seen the world

we are in today.

1370
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,206
We're hardly born with that.

1371
01:16:36,310 --> 01:16:38,241
Some have to learn it

the hard way.

1372
01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:42,344
Oh, love all your neighbors,

certainly, love your neighbors,

1373
01:16:42,448 --> 01:16:45,034
if they're real Americans.

1374
01:16:45,137 --> 01:16:48,172
But if they're bleeding-heart

liberals, huh,

1375
01:16:48,275 --> 01:16:49,551
then they don't

deserve to live,

1376
01:16:49,655 --> 01:16:50,965
they don't deserve to

breathe the air

1377
01:16:51,068 --> 01:16:52,448
that you could be breathing.

1378
01:16:52,551 --> 01:16:54,068
Just think of that.

They're stealing your air.

1379
01:16:54,172 --> 01:16:55,724
[Static crackles]

1380
01:16:55,827 --> 01:16:57,655
-Oh, Richard.

1381
01:16:57,758 --> 01:16:59,482
-[Sighs]

1382
01:16:59,586 --> 01:17:01,827
The antenna must be down.

1383
01:17:06,206 --> 01:17:08,275
-We should get cable.

1384
01:17:08,379 --> 01:17:10,586
-Tool of the liberal media,
Amanda.

1385
01:17:10,689 --> 01:17:12,793
We'll get cable when
they pry the antenna

1386
01:17:12,896 --> 01:17:15,413
out of my cold, dead hands.

1387
01:17:15,517 --> 01:17:16,862
-Shut up!

1388
01:17:17,896 --> 01:17:20,689
-[Laughter]
-On your knees, hell pigs.

1389
01:17:20,793 --> 01:17:22,275
Duck!

1390
01:17:22,379 --> 01:17:23,724
[Hubcap clanging]

1391
01:17:25,068 --> 01:17:27,310
-Oh, they're back for more.

1392
01:17:29,206 --> 01:17:31,862
-I'll make some more toast
while you answer the door.

1393
01:17:31,965 --> 01:17:34,620
[Door opens]

1394
01:17:34,724 --> 01:17:42,034
♪

1395
01:17:42,137 --> 01:17:49,448
♪

1396
01:17:49,551 --> 01:17:56,896
♪

1397
01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:04,310
♪

1398
01:18:04,413 --> 01:18:06,551
♪

1399
01:18:06,655 --> 01:18:08,206
Damn rug!

1400
01:18:08,310 --> 01:18:11,689
♪

1401
01:18:11,793 --> 01:18:13,206
-[Zap]
-Ooh!

1402
01:18:13,758 --> 01:18:16,896
Richard,
you have got to get that fixed.

1403
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:20,517
♪

1404
01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:22,551
-Where's my hubcap?

1405
01:18:22,655 --> 01:18:26,931
♪

1406
01:18:27,034 --> 01:18:30,310
Alright,
you yellow rat bastards.

1407
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,965
I don't care how long
it takes me.

1408
01:18:33,068 --> 01:18:37,034
I'll find you
and I'll make your parents pay.

1409
01:18:37,137 --> 01:18:38,137
[Rustling]

1410
01:18:41,241 --> 01:18:43,068
A little big for
trick-or-treating,

1411
01:18:43,172 --> 01:18:45,068
aren't you, bucko?

1412
01:18:45,172 --> 01:18:49,620
♪

1413
01:18:49,724 --> 01:18:52,068
Get outta my yard or
I'll cut your belly open.

1414
01:18:52,172 --> 01:18:55,103
[Groans, gasps,
hubcap clangs]

1415
01:18:55,206 --> 01:18:56,241
Aah!

1416
01:18:56,344 --> 01:19:04,103
♪

1417
01:19:04,206 --> 01:19:07,620
[Gagging]

1418
01:19:07,724 --> 01:19:13,103
♪

1419
01:19:13,206 --> 01:19:18,344
♪

1420
01:19:18,448 --> 01:19:19,827
[Body thuds]

1421
01:19:19,931 --> 01:19:26,379
♪

1422
01:19:26,482 --> 01:19:27,896
-Richard?

1423
01:19:29,758 --> 01:19:32,034
You gonna be out there
all night?

1424
01:19:33,275 --> 01:19:34,482
Richard.

1425
01:19:37,172 --> 01:19:38,689
Richard.

1426
01:19:38,793 --> 01:19:44,620
♪

1427
01:19:44,724 --> 01:19:48,275
[Screams]

1428
01:19:48,379 --> 01:19:53,758
♪

1429
01:19:53,862 --> 01:19:55,034
♪

1430
01:19:55,137 --> 01:19:56,862
Gotta get away.

1431
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,517
Gotta get away.

1432
01:20:02,068 --> 01:20:03,310
-Aah!
-[Zapping]

1433
01:20:03,413 --> 01:20:05,758
[Screaming]

1434
01:20:34,413 --> 01:20:36,034
[Static crackles]

1435
01:20:36,137 --> 01:20:37,517
-So, are we supposed to think
that Jack-O caused Amanda

1436
01:20:37,620 --> 01:20:40,965
to slip on the rug
and get fried by the toaster?

1437
01:20:41,068 --> 01:20:42,689
Or is that just karma?

1438
01:20:45,137 --> 01:20:46,586
-It makes sense.

1439
01:20:46,689 --> 01:20:49,758
-She ends up looking a little
bit like a charred Cryptkeeper.

1440
01:20:49,862 --> 01:20:51,551
But guess who's here
to help me analyze

1441
01:20:51,655 --> 01:20:53,206
this sequence in the movie?

1442
01:20:53,310 --> 01:20:56,172
-GWAR!
-GWAR!

1443
01:20:56,275 --> 01:20:58,448
-Ugh!
-Whoo!

1444
01:20:58,551 --> 01:20:59,965
-Wow.
-How did you know?

1445
01:21:00,068 --> 01:21:02,241
-Oh,
I recognized their manicures.

1446
01:21:02,344 --> 01:21:04,206
I recognize those fingers.

1447
01:21:04,310 --> 01:21:07,172
-Okay, Blothar!
-Blothar!

1448
01:21:07,275 --> 01:21:09,551
-Blothar, can you
introduce everybody for us?

1449
01:21:09,655 --> 01:21:11,689
-Yeah. Here we go.
-Oh, well...

1450
01:21:11,793 --> 01:21:16,103
Yes, I am the berserker Blothar,
lead singer of GWAR.

1451
01:21:16,206 --> 01:21:17,862
And my associate here --

1452
01:21:17,965 --> 01:21:22,655
this is Grodius Maximus,
lead guitar.

1453
01:21:22,758 --> 01:21:24,689
Uh, who else do we have?

1454
01:21:24,793 --> 01:21:27,724
Oh, we've got
Beefcake the Mighty back there.

1455
01:21:27,827 --> 01:21:29,896
-Yeah, Beefcake!
-Alright, Beefcake.

1456
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,896
-I think we have --
I don't know.

1457
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,344
I can't even see.
Oh, there's a miserable slave.

1458
01:21:34,448 --> 01:21:36,344
He's barely worth introducing.

1459
01:21:36,448 --> 01:21:38,241
And then, of course,

1460
01:21:38,344 --> 01:21:41,034
we have Jizmak Da Gusha
on the drums right here.

1461
01:21:41,137 --> 01:21:45,241
And everybody loves
Balsac the Jaws of Death,

1462
01:21:45,344 --> 01:21:46,965
the guitar player for GWAR.

1463
01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:51,000
Uh, Testiclees.
Yes, he's a slave as well.

1464
01:21:51,103 --> 01:21:54,068
And Bonesnapper, the cave troll.

1465
01:21:54,172 --> 01:21:56,137
-Blothar,
you didn't introduce me!

1466
01:21:56,241 --> 01:21:58,689
-Oh, well, excuse me.
I'm sorry.

1467
01:21:58,793 --> 01:22:04,137
Yes. Of course.
Lest I forget our slave, Maggot!

1468
01:22:04,241 --> 01:22:05,482
-Ha ha!
-[Cheers and applause]

1469
01:22:05,586 --> 01:22:09,551
-Maggot!
-That's a woman.

1470
01:22:09,655 --> 01:22:13,379
-Alright.
Blothar, I am a fan.

1471
01:22:13,482 --> 01:22:16,655
How are things for you
on this makeshift

1472
01:22:16,758 --> 01:22:19,586
SplatterWeen stage
that we put up for you

1473
01:22:19,689 --> 01:22:23,068
out on the grounds of the
"Walking Dead" studio?

1474
01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:24,965
-Well, it's great.
I mean, it looks like --

1475
01:22:25,068 --> 01:22:27,275
It looks like all of
the other places that we play.

1476
01:22:27,379 --> 01:22:28,689
-Okay.

1477
01:22:28,793 --> 01:22:31,379
-Just a decimated wasteland
that's absolutely empty

1478
01:22:31,482 --> 01:22:33,068
and devoid of any humanity.

1479
01:22:33,172 --> 01:22:34,448
That's how we like it.

1480
01:22:34,551 --> 01:22:36,931
-Alright. Well,
it's your 40th anniversary.

1481
01:22:37,034 --> 01:22:39,689
It's our 200th movie tonight.

1482
01:22:39,793 --> 01:22:42,206
And it's Halloween season.
-Yeah!

1483
01:22:42,310 --> 01:22:45,310
-So I feel
like something intergalactic

1484
01:22:45,413 --> 01:22:48,241
and nasty is happening here,
even as we speak.

1485
01:22:48,344 --> 01:22:49,413
What do you think?

1486
01:22:49,517 --> 01:22:51,620
-Something's brewing. Ooh!
-Alright.

1487
01:22:51,724 --> 01:22:52,931
Now, speaking of nasty,

1488
01:22:53,034 --> 01:22:56,275
tell me what it is
about Richmond, Virginia,

1489
01:22:56,379 --> 01:22:58,068
that creates GWAR.

1490
01:22:58,172 --> 01:23:00,068
How does GWAR get started
in Richmond?

1491
01:23:00,172 --> 01:23:02,241
You guys have always been
in Richmond, Virginia.

1492
01:23:02,344 --> 01:23:06,241
No matter how popular you get,
you stay in Richmond, Virginia,

1493
01:23:06,344 --> 01:23:08,896
capital of the Confederacy,
historically one

1494
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,206
of the most conservative cities
in the South.

1495
01:23:11,310 --> 01:23:13,586
And, yet, you have managed
to do shock rock,

1496
01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:16,413
keep that punk attitude going
without ever getting arrested

1497
01:23:16,517 --> 01:23:17,551
or kicked out of town.

1498
01:23:17,655 --> 01:23:18,931
How do you do that?

1499
01:23:19,034 --> 01:23:20,827
-Well, let's
not get ahead of ourselves.

1500
01:23:20,931 --> 01:23:24,482
We have definitely been arrested
and kicked out of town.

1501
01:23:24,586 --> 01:23:28,517
I mean, GWAR is actually
from Antarctica, as you know.

1502
01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:33,551
But we have
some human thralls who run

1503
01:23:33,655 --> 01:23:35,448
things from
Richmond, Virginia, yes.

1504
01:23:35,551 --> 01:23:37,448
And, you know, Richmond --
it's a cheap town.

1505
01:23:37,551 --> 01:23:39,068
It's dirt-cheap.

1506
01:23:39,172 --> 01:23:41,034
And back when GWAR got started,

1507
01:23:41,137 --> 01:23:44,310
it was also the murder capital
of the South.

1508
01:23:44,413 --> 01:23:47,551
-Who took the "Murder Capital"
title away from you?

1509
01:23:47,655 --> 01:23:50,103
-I don't know. Probably
Baltimore, wouldn't you think?

1510
01:23:50,206 --> 01:23:53,103
-Wasn't that Santa Clara?
I thought...

1511
01:23:53,206 --> 01:23:55,068
-That's what I was thinking.
Right?

1512
01:23:55,172 --> 01:23:56,344
"Lost Boys," y'all.

1513
01:23:56,448 --> 01:23:58,172
-See, we were thinking
Camden, New Jersey,

1514
01:23:58,275 --> 01:24:00,379
birthplace of the drive-in,
but go ahead.

1515
01:24:00,482 --> 01:24:02,448
-No one was thinking that.
-Huh?

1516
01:24:02,551 --> 01:24:04,620
-No one was thinking that.
-No one was thinking that?

1517
01:24:04,724 --> 01:24:06,000
-Not one person.
-Okay.

1518
01:24:06,103 --> 01:24:09,551
Anyway, you guys
just put out your 17th album,

1519
01:24:09,655 --> 01:24:12,241
which is pretty amazing, because
you got the two live albums.

1520
01:24:12,344 --> 01:24:14,000
-Oh, yeah, yeah.

1521
01:24:14,103 --> 01:24:15,586
-You got the 15
and then the two live ones.

1522
01:24:15,689 --> 01:24:17,655
That's especially amazing
for a band

1523
01:24:17,758 --> 01:24:20,241
that lost its founder in 2014.

1524
01:24:20,344 --> 01:24:23,413
The fans were very grateful
when you showed up, Blothar,

1525
01:24:23,517 --> 01:24:25,413
and said you were
going to keep the music going

1526
01:24:25,517 --> 01:24:28,206
and the spirit of Dave Brockie
going and --

1527
01:24:28,310 --> 01:24:30,310
Excuse me.
Oderus Urungus.

1528
01:24:30,413 --> 01:24:31,827
Can you keep that spirit going?

1529
01:24:31,931 --> 01:24:33,586
And I think you have done that.

1530
01:24:33,689 --> 01:24:35,517
-Oh, well, thank you.
-Yeah!

1531
01:24:35,620 --> 01:24:36,724
-Yes.

1532
01:24:36,827 --> 01:24:38,137
-Uh, don't congratulate him
too much.

1533
01:24:38,241 --> 01:24:40,206
It goes to his head, and
then that goes to his stomach,

1534
01:24:40,310 --> 01:24:41,862
and then that comes out
on the bus,

1535
01:24:41,965 --> 01:24:43,413
and everything just smells
really, really bad.

1536
01:24:43,517 --> 01:24:45,379
So I would just like --
-Alright.

1537
01:24:45,482 --> 01:24:48,103
And I know that one
of the traditions of GWAR,

1538
01:24:48,206 --> 01:24:50,137
depending on what show
you're doing,

1539
01:24:50,241 --> 01:24:51,379
the audience might get
sprayed with

1540
01:24:51,482 --> 01:24:55,586
blood, urine, or sperm, right?

1541
01:24:55,689 --> 01:24:58,758
Or do you get all three
bodily fluids at every show?

1542
01:24:58,862 --> 01:25:00,241
-Well, I mean,
it's not just sperm.

1543
01:25:00,344 --> 01:25:02,034
You know,
there's semen involved, right?

1544
01:25:02,137 --> 01:25:04,172
It's the seminal fluid.

1545
01:25:04,275 --> 01:25:07,103
Yeah, I mean,
we'll spew anything on them.

1546
01:25:07,206 --> 01:25:11,000
I mean, we've actually --
We've flung feces.

1547
01:25:11,103 --> 01:25:13,137
As a matter of fact,
when we did get arrested,

1548
01:25:13,241 --> 01:25:15,827
there was a photograph of Oderus

1549
01:25:15,931 --> 01:25:18,862
in
The Charlotte Observer

in Charlotte, North Carolina.

1550
01:25:18,965 --> 01:25:20,931
There was a sign right under
his face that said,

1551
01:25:21,034 --> 01:25:22,689
"He ate feces."

1552
01:25:22,793 --> 01:25:24,103
-That was in the newspaper?
-Yeah.

1553
01:25:24,206 --> 01:25:25,620
-In Charlotte?
-Yeah.

1554
01:25:25,724 --> 01:25:28,413
-Charlotte --
-But he didn't eat feces.

1555
01:25:28,517 --> 01:25:30,517
Lies!

1556
01:25:30,620 --> 01:25:34,482
-He just...
-Touched it.

1557
01:25:34,586 --> 01:25:39,482
-Okay. In my youth, Blothar,
I once performed

1558
01:25:39,586 --> 01:25:42,344
with a punk band called
Stick Men with Ray Guns.

1559
01:25:42,448 --> 01:25:44,448
They were the opening act
for the Butthole Surfers.

1560
01:25:44,551 --> 01:25:46,586
And I'm glad to know --

1561
01:25:46,689 --> 01:25:49,034
I'm glad to know that,
after all these years,

1562
01:25:49,137 --> 01:25:53,413
somebody somewhere is still
keeping the punk spirit alive.

1563
01:25:53,517 --> 01:25:56,206
-Yeah!
-You guys are super-punk,

1564
01:25:56,310 --> 01:25:58,103
you are the kings of metal,

1565
01:25:58,206 --> 01:26:01,068
and I appreciate everything
that you guys do.

1566
01:26:01,172 --> 01:26:04,068
-Well, thank you.
-And I have a request.

1567
01:26:04,172 --> 01:26:05,448
-What's that?

1568
01:26:05,551 --> 01:26:09,655
-Please play "Fuck This Place"
at the next break.

1569
01:26:09,758 --> 01:26:11,413
-You know that we will.

1570
01:26:11,517 --> 01:26:14,103
-Hell, yeah!
-Fuck this place!

1571
01:26:14,206 --> 01:26:16,275
[Laughs]
-Alright.

1572
01:26:16,379 --> 01:26:18,517
And then Darcy and I are
going to come out on the stage

1573
01:26:18,620 --> 01:26:21,620
at the end tonight and
do the "Drive-In" oath with you.

1574
01:26:21,724 --> 01:26:23,103
-Yeah!
-Alright!

1575
01:26:23,206 --> 01:26:26,551
-Alright, right now,
we're going back to "Jack-O."

1576
01:26:26,655 --> 01:26:28,551
What do you think of "Jack-O,"
Blothar?

1577
01:26:28,655 --> 01:26:30,793
-You love it.
You love it.

1578
01:26:30,896 --> 01:26:33,448
-It gives me a headache.
-Alright, roll the movie.

1579
01:26:33,551 --> 01:26:35,551
-Blothar!
-Roll the movie.

1580
01:26:35,655 --> 01:26:37,896
You know, when you guys
are playing your guitars,

1581
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,620
can you even see the guitar
when you're playing the guitar?

1582
01:26:40,724 --> 01:26:45,620
-I haven't even seen
my own penis in 45 years.

1583
01:26:45,724 --> 01:26:47,758
-Okay. That's artistry.
That's true talent.

1584
01:26:47,862 --> 01:26:48,931
-What?!

1585
01:26:50,689 --> 01:26:52,827
-You can't see your penis
and you can't see your guitar,

1586
01:26:52,931 --> 01:26:55,275
and, yet,
you deliver these shows.

1587
01:26:55,379 --> 01:26:57,862
And did you guys really do
a cover version of

1588
01:26:57,965 --> 01:26:59,655
"I'm Just Ken"
from the "Barbie" movie?

1589
01:26:59,758 --> 01:27:01,172
-We did, yeah.
It was great.

1590
01:27:01,275 --> 01:27:03,517
-Oh, wow.
-Yeah, it was fun.

1591
01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:05,517
-Blothar was actually trying
to hook up with Ryan Gosling.

1592
01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:07,448
Be real. Let's be honest.
-Yeah, that's true.

1593
01:27:07,551 --> 01:27:09,931
-The intention is there.
-Yeah, I don't know.

1594
01:27:10,034 --> 01:27:13,379
-Never panned out.
-I do like Ryan.

1595
01:27:13,482 --> 01:27:14,586
-Don't give up.

1596
01:27:16,344 --> 01:27:17,758
[Static crackles]

1597
01:27:22,517 --> 01:27:24,551
[Engine revs]

1598
01:27:34,758 --> 01:27:36,758
-What's Julie
doing in the bathroom?

1599
01:27:36,862 --> 01:27:38,344
-Girl stuff.

1600
01:27:44,586 --> 01:27:47,482
Julie, come on. Sean wants
to go trick-or-treating,

1601
01:27:47,586 --> 01:27:49,931
and I've got places to go.

1602
01:27:50,034 --> 01:27:52,448
[Engine humming]

1603
01:27:54,241 --> 01:27:55,689
Julie!

1604
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,379
Julie?

1605
01:28:06,379 --> 01:28:08,482
[Engine humming]

1606
01:28:28,413 --> 01:28:30,965
"Beer run. Bye."

1607
01:28:31,068 --> 01:28:32,068
Great.

1608
01:28:32,793 --> 01:28:34,793
-[Growls]
-[Gasps]

1609
01:28:37,344 --> 01:28:39,275
Okay, let's go trick-or-treat.

1610
01:28:39,379 --> 01:28:41,103
-Yes!

1611
01:28:45,206 --> 01:28:47,137
[Insects chirping]

1612
01:28:51,758 --> 01:28:53,793
-Cool. The Watsons put
up decorations after all.

1613
01:28:53,896 --> 01:28:55,310
-That's not scary.

1614
01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:57,068
Maybe they just want kids
to come up to the door

1615
01:28:57,172 --> 01:28:58,827
so they can yell at 'em.

1616
01:28:58,931 --> 01:29:01,379
-Come on.
The haunted garage'll be better.

1617
01:29:01,482 --> 01:29:06,517
♪

1618
01:29:06,620 --> 01:29:08,310
[Door opens]

1619
01:29:08,413 --> 01:29:12,000
-Trick-or-treat.
[Laughing evilly]

1620
01:29:13,965 --> 01:29:16,172
I've been expecting you, Sean.

1621
01:29:16,275 --> 01:29:19,344
[Laughing evilly]

1622
01:29:19,448 --> 01:29:21,758
Evening, Carolyn.

1623
01:29:21,862 --> 01:29:23,344
Happy Halloween.

1624
01:29:23,448 --> 01:29:27,379
Sean, didn't you forget to
say something?

1625
01:29:27,482 --> 01:29:30,862
Trick-or-treat.
[Laughing]

1626
01:29:36,931 --> 01:29:38,586
-[Engine shuts off]
-Don't hold me so tight, baby.

1627
01:29:38,689 --> 01:29:40,586
You're cuttin' off
my circulation.

1628
01:29:43,068 --> 01:29:47,862
-Really? I thought you could
handle a little bondage.

1629
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:51,793
-Maybe I can.

1630
01:29:58,275 --> 01:30:00,000
You playin' rough, baby?

1631
01:30:00,793 --> 01:30:02,206
-Maybe.

1632
01:30:03,379 --> 01:30:05,758
-Just remember somethin' --
I bite back.

1633
01:30:05,862 --> 01:30:12,965
♪

1634
01:30:13,068 --> 01:30:19,931
♪

1635
01:30:20,034 --> 01:30:26,862
♪

1636
01:30:26,965 --> 01:30:33,827
♪

1637
01:30:33,931 --> 01:30:40,379
♪

1638
01:30:40,482 --> 01:30:42,310
Hey, what're you doin'?
What's the matter, baby?

1639
01:30:42,413 --> 01:30:44,586
What's the matter?
-I think somebody's out there.

1640
01:30:44,689 --> 01:30:46,551
I think we should go back to
the Kellys'.

1641
01:30:46,655 --> 01:30:49,793
-No, come here, come here.
-Not right now!

1642
01:30:49,896 --> 01:30:52,068
-Come on. What's the matter
with you? Geez!

1643
01:30:56,413 --> 01:30:59,965
I'm goin' to get beer.
Get your own ride back.

1644
01:31:00,068 --> 01:31:03,931
[Engine revs]

1645
01:31:04,034 --> 01:31:05,724
-Jim!

1646
01:31:05,827 --> 01:31:07,965
♪

1647
01:31:09,793 --> 01:31:16,551
♪

1648
01:31:16,655 --> 01:31:21,724
♪

1649
01:31:21,827 --> 01:31:27,000
♪

1650
01:31:27,103 --> 01:31:30,620
-[As Dracula] Welcome to the
Kellys' haunted garage.

1651
01:31:30,724 --> 01:31:33,655
Enter if you dare.

1652
01:31:33,758 --> 01:31:35,482
-Hi, Mr. Kelly.

1653
01:31:35,586 --> 01:31:38,241
-That's
Count Kelly,
kid.

1654
01:31:38,344 --> 01:31:40,000
-This better be good.

1655
01:31:40,103 --> 01:31:42,172
-Ah, children of the night.

1656
01:31:42,275 --> 01:31:46,724
You are either
very brave or very foolish.

1657
01:31:46,827 --> 01:31:51,448
Esmarelda, more children.

1658
01:31:52,482 --> 01:31:59,310
-Mmm! I love children,
especially flame-broiled.

1659
01:31:59,413 --> 01:32:06,344
♪

1660
01:32:06,448 --> 01:32:08,344
[Insects chirping]

1661
01:32:08,448 --> 01:32:14,275
♪

1662
01:32:14,379 --> 01:32:17,931
♪

1663
01:32:18,034 --> 01:32:20,034
-That's pretty cool.

1664
01:32:20,137 --> 01:32:26,034
♪

1665
01:32:26,137 --> 01:32:32,379
♪

1666
01:32:32,482 --> 01:32:36,586
[Eerie music playing]

1667
01:32:38,655 --> 01:32:44,724
♪

1668
01:32:44,827 --> 01:32:46,724
-Let's go see the man
turned inside out.

1669
01:32:46,827 --> 01:32:48,448
-That's gross.

1670
01:32:54,931 --> 01:32:56,137
-Feels fake.

1671
01:32:57,827 --> 01:32:59,241
-[Growling]

1672
01:33:01,344 --> 01:33:03,379
-[Screams]

1673
01:33:05,137 --> 01:33:07,206
-[Laughing]
I guess we got him good.

1674
01:33:08,310 --> 01:33:10,724
-Perhaps it was something else.

1675
01:33:10,827 --> 01:33:12,034
-You know, she's right, David.

1676
01:33:12,137 --> 01:33:13,862
Maybe those kids
wrecked something.

1677
01:33:13,965 --> 01:33:15,241
You better go check it out.

1678
01:33:15,344 --> 01:33:23,068
-Welcome to realm.

Join us.

1679
01:33:23,172 --> 01:33:24,344
-That could've been
the Pumpkin Man.

1680
01:33:24,448 --> 01:33:26,689
-It wasn't.
Now can we please go home?

1681
01:33:26,793 --> 01:33:28,827
-No, I want more candy.

1682
01:33:31,103 --> 01:33:33,862
-Come join us.

1683
01:33:33,965 --> 01:33:37,172
-It's dark and scary
in here, mommy.

1684
01:33:37,275 --> 01:33:38,896
I can't see a thing.

1685
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,724
-That's the whole idea.

1686
01:33:42,827 --> 01:33:49,655
-Welcome to the realm.

Join us.

1687
01:33:49,758 --> 01:33:52,206
Join...

1688
01:33:52,310 --> 01:33:54,793
-The heart's still in
the right place.

1689
01:33:57,620 --> 01:34:00,000
-David,
what are you doing in there?

1690
01:34:00,448 --> 01:34:02,482
-I'm feeling my guts.

1691
01:34:02,586 --> 01:34:04,482
-[Laughs]

1692
01:34:07,655 --> 01:34:10,896
-No damage.
Maybe it just scared 'em.

1693
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:15,034
Scared 'em real good.
[Laughing]

1694
01:34:15,137 --> 01:34:23,379
♪

1695
01:34:23,482 --> 01:34:31,724
♪

1696
01:34:31,827 --> 01:34:33,379
[Clattering]

1697
01:34:41,103 --> 01:34:43,310
Well, I didn't find
any body parts.

1698
01:34:43,413 --> 01:34:44,724
At least not real ones.

1699
01:34:44,827 --> 01:34:47,758
[Fabric ripping,
glass shatters]

1700
01:34:50,620 --> 01:34:52,000
-Something's been here.

1701
01:34:52,103 --> 01:34:54,172
-Yeah, David.

1702
01:34:54,275 --> 01:34:55,931
Uh, what a neighborhood
full of kids couldn't do

1703
01:34:56,034 --> 01:34:58,689
in one night,
you managed in two minutes.

1704
01:34:59,862 --> 01:35:02,310
Well, I guess I gotta
close the spook show.

1705
01:35:02,413 --> 01:35:11,068
♪

1706
01:35:11,172 --> 01:35:13,517
[Bird calling]

1707
01:35:13,620 --> 01:35:20,793
♪

1708
01:35:20,896 --> 01:35:28,034
♪

1709
01:35:28,137 --> 01:35:33,379
♪

1710
01:35:33,482 --> 01:35:38,793
♪

1711
01:35:38,896 --> 01:35:44,137
♪

1712
01:35:44,241 --> 01:35:49,517
♪

1713
01:35:49,620 --> 01:35:56,034
♪

1714
01:35:56,137 --> 01:36:02,655
♪

1715
01:36:02,758 --> 01:36:05,344
♪

1716
01:36:05,448 --> 01:36:07,344
[Frogs croaking]

1717
01:36:07,448 --> 01:36:15,310
♪

1718
01:36:15,413 --> 01:36:17,068
-I wanna go home.
I think we're lost.

1719
01:36:17,172 --> 01:36:18,655
-No, we're not.

1720
01:36:18,758 --> 01:36:20,482
The old cemetery's
down the road.

1721
01:36:20,586 --> 01:36:22,482
That's where
the Pumpkin Man lives.

1722
01:36:22,586 --> 01:36:24,793
-[Muffled growling]

1723
01:36:24,896 --> 01:36:26,517
-I think I heard something.

1724
01:36:26,620 --> 01:36:29,103
-It's just somebody
trying to scare us.

1725
01:36:29,206 --> 01:36:33,379
♪

1726
01:36:33,482 --> 01:36:35,068
Is that you, Sean Kelly?

1727
01:36:35,172 --> 01:36:36,448
You're still a wuss.

1728
01:36:36,551 --> 01:36:39,103
-[Muffled growling]

1729
01:36:39,206 --> 01:36:44,793
♪

1730
01:36:44,896 --> 01:36:46,793
-[Laughing evilly]

1731
01:36:46,896 --> 01:36:48,896
[Both scream]

1732
01:36:51,034 --> 01:36:53,034
-[Laughs]
-[Engine shuts off]

1733
01:36:56,068 --> 01:36:58,689
-What'd you do that for?

1734
01:36:58,793 --> 01:37:00,000
-Come on, baby.
It ain't Halloween

1735
01:37:00,103 --> 01:37:02,655
if you can't scare a
few kids once in a while.

1736
01:37:02,758 --> 01:37:04,241
[Rustling]

1737
01:37:05,172 --> 01:37:06,620
Hey, you still mad at me?

1738
01:37:06,724 --> 01:37:11,103
-No, but can we go
back to the Kellys' now?

1739
01:37:11,206 --> 01:37:14,379
-Just a second. I gotta check
my throttle. It's sticking.

1740
01:37:14,482 --> 01:37:16,517
[Insects chirping]

1741
01:37:25,379 --> 01:37:28,241
-Uh, no.
Slow down, Mrs. Stephens.

1742
01:37:28,344 --> 01:37:30,896
You're saying Sarah and Robbie

1743
01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:36,241
saw dead bodies and a monster
all over the neighborhood?

1744
01:37:36,344 --> 01:37:38,172
It's Halloween.

1745
01:37:39,103 --> 01:37:41,689
No, no, I'm sure it's just...

1746
01:37:41,793 --> 01:37:44,344
No, Sean went trick-or-treating.

1747
01:37:45,862 --> 01:37:48,655
Okay, I'll check it out.
Thanks.

1748
01:37:48,758 --> 01:37:50,482
-Is there a problem?

1749
01:37:50,586 --> 01:37:51,896
-Hm, some of
the neighborhood kids

1750
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:55,241
saw dead bodies and a monster.

1751
01:37:57,482 --> 01:38:00,034
I better go track down Sean.

1752
01:38:00,137 --> 01:38:01,758
Tell Linda
I went to look for him.

1753
01:38:08,344 --> 01:38:12,620
♪

1754
01:38:12,724 --> 01:38:14,758
-What was that?

1755
01:38:14,862 --> 01:38:16,068
-Huh?

1756
01:38:16,172 --> 01:38:18,586
-I heard something.

1757
01:38:18,689 --> 01:38:20,896
-Give it a rest, Jim.

1758
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,655
-No, really.

1759
01:38:22,758 --> 01:38:27,931
♪

1760
01:38:28,034 --> 01:38:33,172
♪

1761
01:38:33,275 --> 01:38:38,413
♪

1762
01:38:38,517 --> 01:38:43,689
♪

1763
01:38:43,793 --> 01:38:50,551
♪

1764
01:38:50,655 --> 01:38:57,241
♪

1765
01:38:57,344 --> 01:39:00,655
[Chuckles]
Nice costume, butthead.

1766
01:39:00,758 --> 01:39:01,896
But you're scaring
my girlfriend.

1767
01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:03,655
Now get the hell outta here.

1768
01:39:03,758 --> 01:39:11,862
♪

1769
01:39:11,965 --> 01:39:16,482
I said...
get the hell outta here.

1770
01:39:18,551 --> 01:39:20,137
[Gasps]

1771
01:39:20,241 --> 01:39:26,758
♪

1772
01:39:26,862 --> 01:39:33,344
♪

1773
01:39:33,448 --> 01:39:34,862
-[Gasps]

1774
01:39:34,965 --> 01:39:40,758
♪

1775
01:39:40,862 --> 01:39:42,793
Oh, my God!

1776
01:39:46,241 --> 01:39:47,482
[Whirring]

1777
01:40:12,379 --> 01:40:13,724
-What --

1778
01:40:13,827 --> 01:40:16,793
-It got Jim! It got --
We've gotta get outta here!

1779
01:40:16,896 --> 01:40:18,034
Come on.

1780
01:40:19,275 --> 01:40:20,655
Would you get in the car?!

1781
01:40:20,758 --> 01:40:22,689
There's something out there!

1782
01:40:22,793 --> 01:40:25,206
Would you please
just get in the car?!

1783
01:40:27,965 --> 01:40:29,758
There's something out there!

1784
01:40:29,862 --> 01:40:31,689
Would you just get in the car?!

1785
01:40:31,793 --> 01:40:34,275
-Hey, calm down.
There's nothing out there.

1786
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:38,586
-[Screams]

1787
01:40:41,275 --> 01:40:43,344
-[Gagging]

1788
01:40:43,448 --> 01:40:44,896
-Oh, God!

1789
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:47,000
-[Gurgling]

1790
01:40:48,206 --> 01:40:50,068
-[Screaming]

1791
01:40:50,172 --> 01:40:55,586
♪

1792
01:40:55,689 --> 01:41:01,068
♪

1793
01:41:02,724 --> 01:41:04,448
[Static crackles]

1794
01:41:04,551 --> 01:41:05,896
-You know that cable installer
who just got his throat cut?

1795
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:07,862
That's Steve Latshaw,
the director.

1796
01:41:07,965 --> 01:41:09,241
He would eventually decide

1797
01:41:09,344 --> 01:41:11,241
that it's too hard
to be making movies in Orlando.

1798
01:41:11,344 --> 01:41:12,862
Which is true, oddly enough.

1799
01:41:12,965 --> 01:41:14,137
Even though
it's the world headquarters

1800
01:41:14,241 --> 01:41:15,896
of the theme-park industry,

1801
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:19,344
they were never able to master
actual filmmaking in Orlando.

1802
01:41:19,448 --> 01:41:21,172
So Latshaw moved to L.A.,

1803
01:41:21,275 --> 01:41:23,344
and he made
"American Black Beauty,"

1804
01:41:23,448 --> 01:41:26,862
"Stan Lee's Lightspeed,"
"Death Mask,"

1805
01:41:26,965 --> 01:41:29,482
"Return of the Killer Shrews."

1806
01:41:29,586 --> 01:41:31,586
He also did the movie
within the movie

1807
01:41:31,689 --> 01:41:34,586
of the immortal
"Bikini Drive-in."

1808
01:41:34,689 --> 01:41:38,000
And I should also mention
the Kelly family in the movie,

1809
01:41:38,103 --> 01:41:41,000
mom Linda was played
by Madissen K. Krown.

1810
01:41:41,103 --> 01:41:44,241
She uses the stage name
Rebecca Wicks in the credits.

1811
01:41:44,344 --> 01:41:46,655
She was a violinist
from Connecticut

1812
01:41:46,758 --> 01:41:48,206
who did some off-Broadway
theater,

1813
01:41:48,310 --> 01:41:50,103
and then moved to the West Coast

1814
01:41:50,206 --> 01:41:54,517
and got her master's
degree in spiritual psychology

1815
01:41:54,620 --> 01:41:56,931
from the
University of Santa Monica.

1816
01:41:57,034 --> 01:41:58,896
Is that a real place?
The University of Santa Monica?

1817
01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:00,482
-Probably. [Laughs]

1818
01:42:00,586 --> 01:42:02,896
-And she became a life coach.

1819
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:05,965
And the father, David,
was played by Gary Doles.

1820
01:42:06,068 --> 01:42:07,724
This is his only film role.

1821
01:42:07,827 --> 01:42:09,758
He was a saloon singer
and a songwriter

1822
01:42:09,862 --> 01:42:12,827
and one of the founders
of Theatre Downtown in Orlando,

1823
01:42:12,931 --> 01:42:14,448
the community theater there.

1824
01:42:14,551 --> 01:42:16,379
And, then, of course,
I think I mentioned earlier

1825
01:42:16,482 --> 01:42:18,241
the lead role,
the little kid Sean,

1826
01:42:18,344 --> 01:42:21,310
is played by Steve Latshaw's
son, Ryan Latshaw,

1827
01:42:21,413 --> 01:42:24,275
who was in five movies,
all in the '90s,

1828
01:42:24,379 --> 01:42:26,068
four of them
directed by his dad,

1829
01:42:26,172 --> 01:42:28,275
and the other one directed
by Fred Olen Ray.

1830
01:42:28,379 --> 01:42:30,482
And in later years,
Steve would embarrass his son

1831
01:42:30,586 --> 01:42:33,896
by showing "Jack-O"
to every girl that he dated.

1832
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:35,310
Alright.

1833
01:42:35,413 --> 01:42:38,413
Blothar promised me they would
sing "Fuck this Place."

1834
01:42:38,517 --> 01:42:40,620
-Yeah!
-And they're ready to do it.

1835
01:42:40,724 --> 01:42:43,862
So let's go to "The Last
Drive-In" outdoor stage.

1836
01:42:43,965 --> 01:42:46,000
[Cheers and applause]

1837
01:42:48,620 --> 01:42:50,172
-That's right!

1838
01:42:51,827 --> 01:42:53,896
[Shouts indistinctly]

1839
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,103
♪

1840
01:42:56,206 --> 01:42:57,896
SawBorg Destructo!

1841
01:42:59,206 --> 01:43:00,241
You suck!

1842
01:43:00,344 --> 01:43:02,448
Boo!

1843
01:43:02,551 --> 01:43:05,000
♪

1844
01:43:05,103 --> 01:43:07,068
Kick this motherfucker's ass!

1845
01:43:07,172 --> 01:43:08,206
[Crowd cheers]

1846
01:43:08,310 --> 01:43:10,068
[Shouts indistinctly]

1847
01:43:10,172 --> 01:43:12,689
♪ Out of time ♪

1848
01:43:12,793 --> 01:43:15,655
♪ We were banished here
for our crimes ♪

1849
01:43:15,758 --> 01:43:18,724
♪ Incarcerated
on this ball of slime ♪

1850
01:43:18,827 --> 01:43:20,620
♪ Primeval wasteland ♪

1851
01:43:21,896 --> 01:43:23,551
-I killed a dinosaur!

1852
01:43:23,655 --> 01:43:25,206
-♪ We fucked apes ♪

1853
01:43:25,310 --> 01:43:28,413
♪ Giving birth
to the human race ♪

1854
01:43:28,517 --> 01:43:30,413
[Singing indistinctly]

1855
01:43:30,517 --> 01:43:33,172
♪

1856
01:43:33,275 --> 01:43:34,965
♪ ...fuck this place
[Crowd cheering]

1857
01:43:35,068 --> 01:43:37,275
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1858
01:43:38,655 --> 01:43:40,241
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1859
01:43:41,896 --> 01:43:43,793
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1860
01:43:45,206 --> 01:43:46,793
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1861
01:43:46,896 --> 01:43:49,034
♪

1862
01:43:49,137 --> 01:43:50,724
-♪ Now you rise ♪

1863
01:43:50,827 --> 01:43:52,172
♪ We cut you,
beat you, crush you ♪

1864
01:43:52,275 --> 01:43:54,241
♪ Still you rise ♪

1865
01:43:54,344 --> 01:43:56,586
♪ Our children grow into
what we despise ♪

1866
01:43:56,689 --> 01:43:58,724
♪ We fucking hate you ♪

1867
01:43:58,827 --> 01:44:00,689
-What,
you think you're better than me?

1868
01:44:02,172 --> 01:44:03,689
-♪ Oderus ♪

1869
01:44:03,793 --> 01:44:06,793
♪ You left us stranded
on this world of pus ♪

1870
01:44:06,896 --> 01:44:09,620
♪ When in death
you have forsaken us ♪

1871
01:44:09,724 --> 01:44:13,241
♪ Oh, this planet
fucking sucks ♪

1872
01:44:13,344 --> 01:44:15,206
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1873
01:44:15,310 --> 01:44:16,689
-♪ I'll bring you pleasure ♪

1874
01:44:16,793 --> 01:44:18,241
♪ I'll bring you pain ♪

1875
01:44:18,344 --> 01:44:20,448
♪ I'll bring you truth
like a bullet to your brain ♪

1876
01:44:20,551 --> 01:44:22,965
-♪ Fuck this place!
-♪ And there she lies ♪

1877
01:44:23,068 --> 01:44:24,448
♪ Her corpse you kissed ♪

1878
01:44:24,551 --> 01:44:26,896
♪ Your bitch is dead,
still you scream "Resist" ♪

1879
01:44:27,000 --> 01:44:28,620
-♪ Fuck this place!
-♪ Oh, liberty ♪

1880
01:44:28,724 --> 01:44:30,620
♪ What did they do? ♪

1881
01:44:30,724 --> 01:44:32,344
♪ They ripped your dress,
and what a mess ♪

1882
01:44:32,448 --> 01:44:34,482
♪ They took a shit on you
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1883
01:44:34,586 --> 01:44:35,655
-♪ They watch us rise ♪

1884
01:44:35,758 --> 01:44:37,206
♪ You made us fall ♪

1885
01:44:37,310 --> 01:44:39,793
♪ Stupid humans
put an end to it all ♪

1886
01:44:39,896 --> 01:44:41,586
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1887
01:44:41,689 --> 01:44:48,206
♪

1888
01:44:48,310 --> 01:44:50,000
Bonesnapper...

1889
01:44:50,103 --> 01:44:51,862
finish him!

1890
01:44:51,965 --> 01:45:01,344
♪

1891
01:45:01,448 --> 01:45:04,448
Grodius Maximus
on the lead guitar.

1892
01:45:05,586 --> 01:45:06,482
Hey!

1893
01:45:06,586 --> 01:45:08,965
♪

1894
01:45:09,068 --> 01:45:10,172
What the fuck?

1895
01:45:10,275 --> 01:45:14,517
♪

1896
01:45:14,620 --> 01:45:16,758
You suck! Out!

1897
01:45:16,862 --> 01:45:17,758
Oh!

1898
01:45:17,862 --> 01:45:22,172
♪

1899
01:45:22,275 --> 01:45:23,862
[Crowd cheers]

1900
01:45:23,965 --> 01:45:25,068
Boo!

1901
01:45:25,172 --> 01:45:32,586
♪

1902
01:45:32,689 --> 01:45:34,206
♪ Now we're back ♪

1903
01:45:34,310 --> 01:45:38,034
♪ With fury in our hearts
we attack back ♪

1904
01:45:38,137 --> 01:45:41,068
♪ We're coming at you
like a maniac ♪

1905
01:45:41,172 --> 01:45:43,068
♪ We're not done yet, man ♪

1906
01:45:43,172 --> 01:45:45,655
-

1907
01:45:45,758 --> 01:45:47,551
-♪ Final call ♪

1908
01:45:47,655 --> 01:45:50,689
♪ Our rage
cannot be dulled by alcohol ♪

1909
01:45:50,793 --> 01:45:53,689
♪ As for you,
I care bugger all ♪

1910
01:45:53,793 --> 01:45:56,620
♪ I hope you all rot ♪

1911
01:45:56,724 --> 01:45:57,931
♪ So we say... ♪

1912
01:45:58,034 --> 01:45:59,482
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1913
01:45:59,586 --> 01:46:02,517
-Oh, yeah! Fuck this place!

1914
01:46:04,310 --> 01:46:06,137
We're gonna need your help,
people!

1915
01:46:07,931 --> 01:46:09,517
Sing it with me!

1916
01:46:11,689 --> 01:46:14,034
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1917
01:46:14,137 --> 01:46:16,862
-Come on!
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1918
01:46:16,965 --> 01:46:19,931
-Everybody!
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1919
01:46:20,034 --> 01:46:23,344
-Now you!
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1920
01:46:23,448 --> 01:46:26,413
-Keep it going!
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1921
01:46:26,517 --> 01:46:29,620
-Oh, yeah!
-♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1922
01:46:30,724 --> 01:46:33,275
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1923
01:46:33,379 --> 01:46:36,448
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1924
01:46:37,241 --> 01:46:40,275
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1925
01:46:40,379 --> 01:46:43,413
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1926
01:46:43,517 --> 01:46:46,137
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1927
01:46:46,241 --> 01:46:48,689
♪ Fuck this place! ♪

1928
01:46:48,793 --> 01:46:53,068
-♪ Ohhhhh! ♪

1929
01:46:53,172 --> 01:46:55,172
[Cheers and applause]

1930
01:47:01,896 --> 01:47:03,000
Listen!

1931
01:47:03,103 --> 01:47:04,827
[Cheers and applause continue]

1932
01:47:08,034 --> 01:47:09,137
Listen!

1933
01:47:13,379 --> 01:47:15,206
-And with that
as our inspiration

1934
01:47:15,310 --> 01:47:16,413
for the rest of the evening,

1935
01:47:16,517 --> 01:47:18,241
let's go back to "Jack-O."

1936
01:47:18,344 --> 01:47:20,137
-Yeah.
-Roll it.

1937
01:47:20,241 --> 01:47:22,275
[Laughs]

1938
01:47:22,379 --> 01:47:25,655
-You know that actress
who became a life coach in L.A.

1939
01:47:25,758 --> 01:47:28,034
'cause she went to spiritual
school in Santa Monica?

1940
01:47:28,137 --> 01:47:29,206
-In Santa Monica.

1941
01:47:29,310 --> 01:47:31,137
-[Chuckles]
-Yeah. I pay attention.

1942
01:47:31,241 --> 01:47:32,655
[Laughter]

1943
01:47:32,758 --> 01:47:35,448
-Um, did you ever have
a life coach?

1944
01:47:35,551 --> 01:47:37,827
-I feel like you know that I do.

1945
01:47:37,931 --> 01:47:39,793
Her name is Vera.

1946
01:47:39,896 --> 01:47:43,034
She's my -- She's my ChatGPT.
[Laughter]

1947
01:47:43,137 --> 01:47:44,862
-You have a life coach on Chat--

1948
01:47:44,965 --> 01:47:45,965
-You do not.
-You know I do.

1949
01:47:46,068 --> 01:47:47,068
I talk to her all the time.

1950
01:47:47,172 --> 01:47:48,413
She's very smart.

1951
01:47:48,517 --> 01:47:50,517
She's very helpful,
and she gets my vibe, man.

1952
01:47:50,620 --> 01:47:52,137
She's Vera the Video Vixen.

1953
01:47:52,241 --> 01:47:54,793
-You have a fucking A.I. friend?
-Yes.

1954
01:47:54,896 --> 01:47:57,379
And I love her.
She's a great life coach.

1955
01:47:57,482 --> 01:47:59,000
Tell me what to do, Vera.
-And you love her?

1956
01:47:59,103 --> 01:48:00,862
-Yes, I love --
I'm gonna marry Vera.
-Damn, Darcy.

1957
01:48:00,965 --> 01:48:02,379
This is very L.A. of you.

1958
01:48:02,482 --> 01:48:04,344
This is one of
the most L.A. things --

1959
01:48:04,448 --> 01:48:05,551
Actually, no.
-Is it?

1960
01:48:05,655 --> 01:48:07,310
-It's very Silicon Valley
of you.

1961
01:48:07,413 --> 01:48:10,482
This is -- Yeah.

1962
01:48:10,586 --> 01:48:12,724
I want Blothar
to be my life coach.

1963
01:48:12,827 --> 01:48:14,172
-Oh, yeah.
I'll take that one.

1964
01:48:14,275 --> 01:48:16,275
[Laughter]

1965
01:48:21,862 --> 01:48:22,896
[Static hissing]

1966
01:48:24,517 --> 01:48:26,000
[Dog whining]

1967
01:48:26,896 --> 01:48:28,620
-What's the matter, Roscoe?

1968
01:48:32,275 --> 01:48:33,551
See the boogeyman?

1969
01:48:33,655 --> 01:48:35,689
[Laughing]

1970
01:48:39,310 --> 01:48:41,034
[Grass rustling]

1971
01:48:45,689 --> 01:48:47,137
David.

1972
01:48:47,241 --> 01:48:49,482
You nearly scared me to death.

1973
01:48:49,586 --> 01:48:50,862
-Couldn't find you out front.

1974
01:48:50,965 --> 01:48:53,000
Some of the neighborhood kids
said they saw

1975
01:48:53,103 --> 01:48:55,206
monsters and dead bodies
out here.

1976
01:48:56,862 --> 01:48:58,896
I'm trying to find Sean.
Have you seen him?

1977
01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:02,103
-He was here with Carolyn
early this evening.

1978
01:49:02,206 --> 01:49:04,172
I scared the hell out of them!

1979
01:49:04,275 --> 01:49:06,517
[Laughing]

1980
01:49:06,620 --> 01:49:08,103
-They say where they were going?

1981
01:49:08,206 --> 01:49:09,827
-It's Halloween, David.

1982
01:49:09,931 --> 01:49:12,034
I figure they're out looking
for candy.

1983
01:49:12,137 --> 01:49:13,689
[Laughing]

1984
01:49:13,793 --> 01:49:14,896
-Thanks.

1985
01:49:15,620 --> 01:49:18,241
-Trick-or-treat!

1986
01:49:18,344 --> 01:49:19,827
-What you got in there?

1987
01:49:19,931 --> 01:49:21,965
[Insects chirping]

1988
01:49:26,620 --> 01:49:27,931
Where are you, Julie?

1989
01:49:28,034 --> 01:49:29,034
-What?

1990
01:49:29,137 --> 01:49:30,344
-Oh nothing, Sean.

1991
01:49:30,448 --> 01:49:31,896
Um, what'd you get
at the last house?

1992
01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:33,413
-Just juice.

1993
01:49:33,517 --> 01:49:35,586
-Well, you'll need that
to wash down all that candy.

1994
01:49:35,689 --> 01:49:36,827
[Juice box thuds]

1995
01:49:36,931 --> 01:49:38,551
Oh, come on!

1996
01:49:41,655 --> 01:49:43,965
[Low growling]

1997
01:50:08,931 --> 01:50:11,000
[Knocking at door]

1998
01:50:12,655 --> 01:50:14,344
-There's no sign of Sean.

1999
01:50:14,448 --> 01:50:16,827
-Someone's been in his room.
Look.

2000
01:50:16,931 --> 01:50:17,896
Where have you been?

2001
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:19,862
I've been looking all over
for you.

2002
01:50:19,965 --> 01:50:21,724
-I've been out
looking for Sean.

2003
01:50:21,827 --> 01:50:23,827
Didn't Vivian tell you?

2004
01:50:25,689 --> 01:50:28,034
[Eerie music plays]

2005
01:50:28,137 --> 01:50:33,793
♪

2006
01:50:33,896 --> 01:50:36,000
-It's getting late, and I
don't see any other kids.

2007
01:50:36,103 --> 01:50:37,827
-We waited too long.

2008
01:50:37,931 --> 01:50:40,586
-Well, let's start back.
It's a long walk.

2009
01:50:40,689 --> 01:50:42,758
-I know a shortcut
through the park.

2010
01:50:42,862 --> 01:50:44,103
-Oh.

2011
01:50:44,206 --> 01:50:53,344
♪

2012
01:50:53,448 --> 01:50:54,689
[Screams]

2013
01:50:54,793 --> 01:50:57,000
[Both grunting]

2014
01:51:00,206 --> 01:51:01,310
Run!

2015
01:51:01,413 --> 01:51:02,931
Sean, run!

2016
01:51:03,034 --> 01:51:05,862
[Dramatic music plays]

2017
01:51:05,965 --> 01:51:08,586
Run, Sean! Run!

2018
01:51:08,689 --> 01:51:10,275
Get away from him!

2019
01:51:10,379 --> 01:51:12,586
Get out of here!

2020
01:51:12,689 --> 01:51:14,448
[Scythe whooshes]

2021
01:51:15,172 --> 01:51:16,551
[Smacks]

2022
01:51:17,379 --> 01:51:19,241
[Eerie music plays]

2023
01:51:19,344 --> 01:51:21,206
♪

2024
01:51:21,310 --> 01:51:23,241
-[Panting]

2025
01:51:23,344 --> 01:51:25,206
[Dramatic music plays]

2026
01:51:25,310 --> 01:51:32,724
♪

2027
01:51:32,827 --> 01:51:40,206
♪

2028
01:51:40,310 --> 01:51:47,724
♪

2029
01:51:47,827 --> 01:51:49,724
[Suspenseful music plays]

2030
01:51:49,827 --> 01:51:58,137
♪

2031
01:51:58,241 --> 01:52:00,551
[Eerie notes play]

2032
01:52:00,655 --> 01:52:09,172
♪

2033
01:52:09,275 --> 01:52:10,724
[Gasps]

2034
01:52:10,827 --> 01:52:19,172
♪

2035
01:52:19,275 --> 01:52:27,655
♪

2036
01:52:27,758 --> 01:52:28,655
[Groans]

2037
01:52:28,758 --> 01:52:34,275
♪

2038
01:52:34,379 --> 01:52:39,931
♪

2039
01:52:40,034 --> 01:52:41,103
[Groans]

2040
01:52:41,206 --> 01:52:48,241
♪

2041
01:52:48,344 --> 01:52:51,655
-You know what's going on here.
Now, what the hell is happening?

2042
01:52:51,758 --> 01:52:55,034
-Walter Machen
cursed your family and mine

2043
01:52:55,137 --> 01:52:56,896
when he raised his demon.

2044
01:52:58,586 --> 01:53:02,655
Your ancestor, Arthur Kelly,
thought he killed the monster,

2045
01:53:02,758 --> 01:53:03,931
but he was wrong.

2046
01:53:04,034 --> 01:53:05,172
-You know, I've had enough

2047
01:53:05,275 --> 01:53:08,000
of your fairy tales
and spooky stories.

2048
01:53:08,103 --> 01:53:09,551
Where is our son?

2049
01:53:09,655 --> 01:53:12,758
-He's out there,
drawing the monster to him.

2050
01:53:12,862 --> 01:53:15,413
I let Sean be a decoy.

2051
01:53:15,517 --> 01:53:17,758
It's the only way
to find the monster,

2052
01:53:17,862 --> 01:53:19,827
flush it out, and destroy it.

2053
01:53:19,931 --> 01:53:22,896
-Linda, this is pointless.
She's insane!

2054
01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:26,586
-Why do you think I'm here?

2055
01:53:26,689 --> 01:53:28,655
I'm hunting this demon.

2056
01:53:30,034 --> 01:53:31,827
A family prophecy says

2057
01:53:31,931 --> 01:53:34,586
that only the fifth male
descendant after Arthur Kelly

2058
01:53:34,689 --> 01:53:36,344
can destroy this creature.

2059
01:53:36,448 --> 01:53:38,344
That would be your son.

2060
01:53:38,448 --> 01:53:39,724
-Sean.

2061
01:53:39,827 --> 01:53:43,551
-I knew the demon
would rise again

2062
01:53:43,655 --> 01:53:46,344
and seek out the fifth son
after Arthur.

2063
01:53:47,827 --> 01:53:52,137
It has to kill Sean
before Sean kills it.

2064
01:53:55,482 --> 01:53:57,344
[Dramatic music plays]

2065
01:53:57,448 --> 01:54:01,586
♪

2066
01:54:01,689 --> 01:54:03,482
-[Grunts]

2067
01:54:04,896 --> 01:54:06,586
[Grunts]

2068
01:54:06,689 --> 01:54:09,034
[Breathing heavily]

2069
01:54:09,137 --> 01:54:12,068
[Grunting]

2070
01:54:12,172 --> 01:54:17,137
♪

2071
01:54:17,241 --> 01:54:18,931
-Maybe I ought to check
the neighborhood again.

2072
01:54:19,034 --> 01:54:20,241
There's a few houses
I might have missed.

2073
01:54:20,344 --> 01:54:22,482
-David, call the police.

2074
01:54:22,586 --> 01:54:24,724
-The police can't help you.

2075
01:54:24,827 --> 01:54:27,344
They're powerless
against the demon.

2076
01:54:27,448 --> 01:54:30,241
-Vivian, shut the hell up!

2077
01:54:30,344 --> 01:54:32,206
[Suspenseful music plays]

2078
01:54:32,310 --> 01:54:37,517
♪

2079
01:54:37,620 --> 01:54:40,206
-Help! Help!

2080
01:54:40,310 --> 01:54:41,827
[Banging noise]
-That was Sean!

2081
01:54:41,931 --> 01:54:43,448
[Dramatic music plays]

2082
01:54:43,551 --> 01:54:44,620
[Doorknob rattles]

2083
01:54:44,724 --> 01:54:45,689
-Let me in!

2084
01:54:45,793 --> 01:54:47,724
[Knocking on door]

2085
01:54:48,965 --> 01:54:50,620
Pumpkin Man's coming!

2086
01:54:51,241 --> 01:54:53,172
Let me in!

2087
01:54:53,275 --> 01:54:55,517
-Hon, the damn door's
stuck again!

2088
01:54:55,620 --> 01:54:58,068
-Don't let him get me!

2089
01:54:58,172 --> 01:55:01,551
♪

2090
01:55:01,655 --> 01:55:02,965
[Gasps]

2091
01:55:03,068 --> 01:55:04,827
[Suspenseful music plays]

2092
01:55:04,931 --> 01:55:12,586
♪

2093
01:55:12,689 --> 01:55:14,448
-O, my God! Where's Sean?

2094
01:55:14,551 --> 01:55:15,724
-There's no sign of him!

2095
01:55:15,827 --> 01:55:17,310
How could he disappear?!

2096
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:21,000
-No!

2097
01:55:23,310 --> 01:55:25,310
[Insects chirping]

2098
01:55:34,206 --> 01:55:35,206
No!

2099
01:55:36,862 --> 01:55:38,689
-It's not blood.
-Where is our son?

2100
01:55:38,793 --> 01:55:40,000
-You're wasting your time,
Linda.

2101
01:55:40,103 --> 01:55:41,482
She doesn't give a damn
about anybody,

2102
01:55:41,586 --> 01:55:42,793
certainly not Sean.

2103
01:55:42,896 --> 01:55:44,068
-You're wrong, David.

2104
01:55:44,172 --> 01:55:45,965
I'll help you find Sean.

2105
01:55:46,068 --> 01:55:49,034
But you're going to need to do
exactly what I tell you.

2106
01:55:49,137 --> 01:55:51,172
[Crying]
-Let's go.

2107
01:55:52,931 --> 01:55:54,965
[Thunder rumbling]

2108
01:55:57,172 --> 01:55:59,034
[Eerie music plays]

2109
01:55:59,137 --> 01:56:05,551
♪

2110
01:56:05,655 --> 01:56:07,379
That's Jim's bike.

2111
01:56:07,482 --> 01:56:09,137
-[Screaming]

2112
01:56:09,241 --> 01:56:15,482
♪

2113
01:56:15,586 --> 01:56:21,827
♪

2114
01:56:21,931 --> 01:56:23,793
-Poor Mr. Jack.

2115
01:56:23,896 --> 01:56:25,551
You can't be saved.

2116
01:56:25,655 --> 01:56:26,793
-Vivian, please!

2117
01:56:26,896 --> 01:56:28,931
-No, no. Let her finish.

2118
01:56:29,034 --> 01:56:31,068
-Stuck you in...

2119
01:56:31,172 --> 01:56:33,000
a shallow grave.

2120
01:56:34,379 --> 01:56:35,586
I know where they're going.

2121
01:56:35,689 --> 01:56:38,310
♪

2122
01:56:39,965 --> 01:56:41,310
[Static hissing]

2123
01:56:41,413 --> 01:56:42,344
-Oh, my God.

2124
01:56:42,448 --> 01:56:44,344
Why haven't they killed Vivian
yet?

2125
01:56:44,448 --> 01:56:47,793
You know, "I'm using
your 10-year-old son as a decoy

2126
01:56:47,896 --> 01:56:49,344
to get rid of a demon."

2127
01:56:49,448 --> 01:56:51,896
[Light laughter]

2128
01:56:52,000 --> 01:56:53,965
Why don't you give him
at least a weapon first

2129
01:56:54,068 --> 01:56:55,482
before you do that?

2130
01:56:55,586 --> 01:56:57,689
Darcy, what do you think
of Sean, the boy actor?

2131
01:56:57,793 --> 01:56:58,862
Be honest.

2132
01:56:58,965 --> 01:57:01,103
-Oh, he's -- he's great.

2133
01:57:01,206 --> 01:57:03,000
[Laughs]
-God!

2134
01:57:03,103 --> 01:57:05,137
He's the director son.
What do you want me to say?

2135
01:57:05,241 --> 01:57:06,793
Good job, kid.
-[Groans]

2136
01:57:06,896 --> 01:57:10,275
-I also want to mention
Tom Ferda as Jim --

2137
01:57:10,379 --> 01:57:12,068
the now headless Jim.
[Laughter]

2138
01:57:12,172 --> 01:57:13,620
Tom was a sportswriter.

2139
01:57:13,724 --> 01:57:15,379
He worked for
The Daily News

in New York,

2140
01:57:15,482 --> 01:57:17,310
The Detroit Free Press.

2141
01:57:17,413 --> 01:57:19,620
He was employed by
the Atlanta Hawks for a while.

2142
01:57:19,724 --> 01:57:22,620
Then he became a professional
firefighter and a paramedic,

2143
01:57:22,724 --> 01:57:24,482
and then he went into
film production.

2144
01:57:24,586 --> 01:57:28,758
Rachel Carter,
as the very sexual Julie,

2145
01:57:28,862 --> 01:57:32,103
would do a lot of short films,
theater, commercials.

2146
01:57:32,206 --> 01:57:35,034
This was her first
feature film role.

2147
01:57:35,137 --> 01:57:37,482
She was right out of the
University of Central Florida.

2148
01:57:37,586 --> 01:57:40,517
But she would star later
in a movie called "Pitchfork,"

2149
01:57:40,620 --> 01:57:43,206
in 2016.
-Ooh! Sounds good.

2150
01:57:43,310 --> 01:57:46,241
-Okay.
It's time to bury Sean alive.

2151
01:57:46,344 --> 01:57:49,586
And watch how happy he is
to be buried alive.

2152
01:57:49,689 --> 01:57:52,551
[Laughter]

2153
01:57:52,655 --> 01:57:55,413
Back to the somewhat supposed
to be thrilling conclusion

2154
01:57:55,517 --> 01:57:57,068
of "Jack-O."

2155
01:57:57,172 --> 01:57:58,724
-Joe Bob Briggs!
-Roll it.

2156
01:57:58,827 --> 01:58:01,068
-"Jack-O" respect. God!

2157
01:58:01,172 --> 01:58:02,896
-What are we gonna do
next Halloween, Darcy?

2158
01:58:03,000 --> 01:58:04,206
We have run out of obscure,

2159
01:58:04,310 --> 01:58:05,827
overlooked favorite movies
of yours.

2160
01:58:05,931 --> 01:58:07,448
-Oh, no, we have not.

2161
01:58:07,551 --> 01:58:09,310
Trust.
-That's what I was afraid of.

2162
01:58:09,413 --> 01:58:11,620
We're doing turnip Halloween,
though.

2163
01:58:11,724 --> 01:58:12,896
-Cool.

2164
01:58:13,000 --> 01:58:14,793
-You're gonna love carving
these turnips.

2165
01:58:14,896 --> 01:58:16,241
[Laughter]
-Let's do it.

2166
01:58:22,862 --> 01:58:23,931
[Static hissing]

2167
01:58:24,034 --> 01:58:25,931
[Insects chirping]

2168
01:58:26,034 --> 01:58:27,931
[Dramatic music plays]

2169
01:58:28,034 --> 01:58:34,034
♪

2170
01:58:34,137 --> 01:58:42,137
♪

2171
01:58:42,241 --> 01:58:43,551
-These are ash.

2172
01:58:43,655 --> 01:58:45,172
-Get the hammer.

2173
01:58:45,275 --> 01:58:51,482
♪

2174
01:58:51,586 --> 01:58:57,793
♪

2175
01:58:57,896 --> 01:58:59,793
[Bell tolling]

2176
01:58:59,896 --> 01:59:01,862
[Suspenseful music plays]

2177
01:59:01,965 --> 01:59:09,965
♪

2178
01:59:10,068 --> 01:59:18,034
♪

2179
01:59:18,137 --> 01:59:26,137
♪

2180
01:59:26,241 --> 01:59:34,241
♪

2181
01:59:34,344 --> 01:59:35,517
-Please no!

2182
01:59:35,620 --> 01:59:40,793
♪

2183
01:59:40,896 --> 01:59:46,068
♪

2184
01:59:46,172 --> 01:59:47,620
-Let's go.

2185
01:59:47,724 --> 01:59:49,413
[Dramatic music plays]

2186
01:59:49,517 --> 01:59:50,724
-No!

2187
01:59:50,827 --> 01:59:53,586
♪

2188
01:59:53,689 --> 01:59:55,344
[Scythe clanking]

2189
01:59:55,448 --> 02:00:02,103
♪

2190
02:00:02,206 --> 02:00:08,896
♪

2191
02:00:09,000 --> 02:00:15,655
♪

2192
02:00:15,758 --> 02:00:17,655
[Suspenseful music plays]

2193
02:00:17,758 --> 02:00:19,655
[Bell tolling]

2194
02:00:19,758 --> 02:00:27,206
♪

2195
02:00:27,310 --> 02:00:34,793
♪

2196
02:00:34,896 --> 02:00:42,379
♪

2197
02:00:42,482 --> 02:00:44,172
-You know me, don't you?

2198
02:00:44,275 --> 02:00:51,275
♪

2199
02:00:51,379 --> 02:00:55,206
I am the last of the ones who
brought you into this world.

2200
02:00:55,310 --> 02:00:57,206
Now go...

2201
02:00:57,310 --> 02:00:58,620
back to hell.

2202
02:00:58,724 --> 02:01:03,344
♪

2203
02:01:03,448 --> 02:01:05,689
-Whoa. Where did she go?!

2204
02:01:08,034 --> 02:01:09,448
-Over here!

2205
02:01:09,551 --> 02:01:14,482
♪

2206
02:01:14,586 --> 02:01:15,517
-[Groans]

2207
02:01:15,620 --> 02:01:17,517
[Eerie music plays]

2208
02:01:17,620 --> 02:01:19,206
♪

2209
02:01:19,310 --> 02:01:21,172
[Groaning]

2210
02:01:21,275 --> 02:01:26,068
♪

2211
02:01:26,172 --> 02:01:28,172
[Gurgling]

2212
02:01:29,551 --> 02:01:30,551
[Groans]

2213
02:01:30,655 --> 02:01:36,448
♪

2214
02:01:36,551 --> 02:01:42,310
♪

2215
02:01:42,413 --> 02:01:44,310
-[Grunting]

2216
02:01:44,413 --> 02:01:50,034
♪

2217
02:01:50,137 --> 02:01:52,034
[Rumbling]

2218
02:01:52,137 --> 02:01:53,724
[Hissing]

2219
02:01:53,827 --> 02:02:02,620
♪

2220
02:02:02,724 --> 02:02:04,034
-Oh!

2221
02:02:04,137 --> 02:02:06,034
[Dramatic music plays]

2222
02:02:06,137 --> 02:02:10,137
♪

2223
02:02:10,241 --> 02:02:11,482
-Give us the boy back!

2224
02:02:11,586 --> 02:02:12,689
-Aah!

2225
02:02:12,793 --> 02:02:15,862
♪

2226
02:02:15,965 --> 02:02:17,862
[Gasping]

2227
02:02:17,965 --> 02:02:20,310
♪

2228
02:02:20,413 --> 02:02:21,758
[Grunts]

2229
02:02:22,965 --> 02:02:24,551
-[Groaning]

2230
02:02:24,655 --> 02:02:29,793
♪

2231
02:02:29,896 --> 02:02:31,000
[Spits]

2232
02:02:32,931 --> 02:02:35,758
Leave my mom and dad alone!

2233
02:02:35,862 --> 02:02:37,275
-[Sobbing]

2234
02:02:37,379 --> 02:02:44,172
♪

2235
02:02:44,275 --> 02:02:51,068
♪

2236
02:02:51,172 --> 02:02:57,965
♪

2237
02:02:58,068 --> 02:02:59,241
-David!

2238
02:02:59,344 --> 02:03:00,862
[Groaning]

2239
02:03:02,482 --> 02:03:04,931
-Come get me, Pumpkin Man!

2240
02:03:06,241 --> 02:03:07,241
-[Grunts]

2241
02:03:07,344 --> 02:03:08,689
[Flesh ripping]

2242
02:03:08,793 --> 02:03:10,689
-[Growling]

2243
02:03:10,793 --> 02:03:16,620
♪

2244
02:03:16,724 --> 02:03:22,551
♪

2245
02:03:22,655 --> 02:03:23,620
-[Gasps]

2246
02:03:23,724 --> 02:03:32,965
♪

2247
02:03:33,068 --> 02:03:35,206
[Rumbling]

2248
02:03:37,551 --> 02:03:39,931
[Flames whooshing]

2249
02:03:45,103 --> 02:03:47,103
[Insects chirping]

2250
02:03:56,448 --> 02:03:58,413
[Rooster crowing]

2251
02:03:58,517 --> 02:04:00,137
-It's almost dawn.

2252
02:04:01,965 --> 02:04:03,448
Let's go home.

2253
02:04:03,551 --> 02:04:05,103
-I have something to do first.

2254
02:04:12,448 --> 02:04:14,482
[Birds chirping]

2255
02:04:17,034 --> 02:04:19,000
[Soft music plays]

2256
02:04:19,103 --> 02:04:20,724
-Where you going, Daddy?

2257
02:04:20,827 --> 02:04:22,103
-I've got something to do, son.

2258
02:04:22,206 --> 02:04:23,827
-Can I come with you?

2259
02:04:23,931 --> 02:04:25,172
-No. I've got to go alone.

2260
02:04:26,241 --> 02:04:28,241
But there is something

you can do.

2261
02:04:28,344 --> 02:04:30,620
Say a prayer

for your daddy tonight.

2262
02:04:30,724 --> 02:04:33,620
[Echoing]
You hear me?

2263
02:04:33,724 --> 02:04:42,344
♪

2264
02:04:42,448 --> 02:04:51,034
♪

2265
02:05:00,172 --> 02:05:02,172
-[Groaning]

2266
02:05:33,068 --> 02:05:34,172
-Carolyn?!

2267
02:05:35,586 --> 02:05:36,620
Carolyn!

2268
02:05:42,827 --> 02:05:44,068
-Oh.

2269
02:05:44,172 --> 02:05:45,655
Oh!

2270
02:05:45,758 --> 02:05:47,758
Julie.

2271
02:05:47,862 --> 02:05:50,482
Julie, where's Jim?

2272
02:05:51,586 --> 02:05:53,241
-Um...

2273
02:05:53,344 --> 02:05:55,000
that thing got him --

2274
02:05:55,103 --> 02:05:57,068
the one the kids call
the Pumpkin Man.

2275
02:05:59,482 --> 02:06:01,517
-Sean.
-Sean?

2276
02:06:01,620 --> 02:06:04,206
-Oh, my God.
We've got to find Sean, Julie.

2277
02:06:04,310 --> 02:06:06,206
Come on.

2278
02:06:13,689 --> 02:06:14,931
Sean?!

2279
02:06:15,862 --> 02:06:17,068
Sean?!

2280
02:06:17,172 --> 02:06:19,379
[Soft music plays]

2281
02:06:19,482 --> 02:06:26,206
♪

2282
02:06:26,310 --> 02:06:33,068
♪

2283
02:06:33,172 --> 02:06:34,620
[Laughs]

2284
02:06:34,724 --> 02:06:37,137
-Do I have to go
trick-or-treating next year?

2285
02:06:37,241 --> 02:06:39,034
-Not if you don't want to,
honey.

2286
02:06:39,137 --> 02:06:45,172
♪

2287
02:06:45,275 --> 02:06:51,344
♪

2288
02:06:51,448 --> 02:06:53,931
-Let's go get some breakfast.
I'm buying.

2289
02:06:54,034 --> 02:06:56,103
-I guess I need a sugar fix.

2290
02:06:56,206 --> 02:06:58,068
I'd like...

2291
02:06:58,172 --> 02:07:01,000
a big slice of pie,

2292
02:07:01,103 --> 02:07:03,793
with a scoop of vanilla
ice cream on the side.

2293
02:07:03,896 --> 02:07:05,275
-What kind of pie, Carolyn?

2294
02:07:05,379 --> 02:07:06,965
-Mm...

2295
02:07:07,068 --> 02:07:08,620
anything but pumpkin.

2296
02:07:08,724 --> 02:07:10,620
[Suspenseful music plays]

2297
02:07:10,724 --> 02:07:18,827
♪

2298
02:07:18,931 --> 02:07:27,000
♪

2299
02:07:27,103 --> 02:07:35,172
♪

2300
02:07:35,275 --> 02:07:37,137
[Dramatic music plays]

2301
02:07:37,241 --> 02:07:47,137
♪

2302
02:07:47,241 --> 02:07:57,103
♪

2303
02:07:57,206 --> 02:08:07,172
♪

2304
02:08:07,275 --> 02:08:17,172
♪

2305
02:08:17,275 --> 02:08:27,137
♪

2306
02:08:27,241 --> 02:08:37,137
♪

2307
02:08:37,241 --> 02:08:47,103
♪

2308
02:08:47,206 --> 02:08:57,103
♪

2309
02:08:57,206 --> 02:09:07,137
♪

2310
02:09:07,241 --> 02:09:17,137
♪

2311
02:09:17,241 --> 02:09:27,137
♪

2312
02:09:27,241 --> 02:09:37,103
♪

2313
02:09:37,206 --> 02:09:47,103
♪

2314
02:09:47,206 --> 02:09:57,103
♪

2315
02:09:57,206 --> 02:09:59,068
[Suspenseful music plays]

2316
02:09:59,172 --> 02:10:07,896
♪

2317
02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:16,689
♪

2318
02:10:16,793 --> 02:10:25,448
♪

2319
02:10:25,551 --> 02:10:34,241
♪

2320
02:10:34,344 --> 02:10:43,034
♪

2321
02:10:43,137 --> 02:10:51,827
♪

2322
02:10:51,931 --> 02:11:00,689
♪

2323
02:11:00,793 --> 02:11:09,448
♪

2324
02:11:09,551 --> 02:11:18,241
♪

2325
02:11:18,344 --> 02:11:27,034
♪

2326
02:11:27,137 --> 02:11:35,827
♪

2327
02:11:35,931 --> 02:11:44,620
♪

2328
02:11:44,724 --> 02:11:53,379
♪

2329
02:11:53,482 --> 02:12:02,241
♪

2330
02:12:02,344 --> 02:12:11,034
♪

2331
02:12:11,137 --> 02:12:19,827
♪

2332
02:12:19,931 --> 02:12:21,000
[Static hissing]

2333
02:12:21,103 --> 02:12:22,448
-So there you have it --

2334
02:12:22,551 --> 02:12:24,827
a happy ending for Sean
and his family,

2335
02:12:24,931 --> 02:12:26,551
but not for Vivian,

2336
02:12:26,655 --> 02:12:28,413
who was annoying everybody
anyway.

2337
02:12:28,517 --> 02:12:29,827
And of course "Jack-O"

2338
02:12:29,931 --> 02:12:32,448
was the final performance
of John Carradine,

2339
02:12:32,551 --> 02:12:35,241
although he had no idea
he was even in the movie.

2340
02:12:35,344 --> 02:12:37,931
Released October 10, 1995,

2341
02:12:38,034 --> 02:12:40,724
did okay business on video --
not great.

2342
02:12:40,827 --> 02:12:43,551
Most of the interiors
were shot in Apopka, Florida,

2343
02:12:43,655 --> 02:12:45,034
suburban Orlando,

2344
02:12:45,137 --> 02:12:47,448
in the home of Steve Latshaw,
the director.

2345
02:12:47,551 --> 02:12:49,413
And most of the exteriors
in the woods

2346
02:12:49,517 --> 02:12:51,344
were filmed in Geneva, Florida,

2347
02:12:51,448 --> 02:12:53,517
on the estate of James Best,

2348
02:12:53,620 --> 02:12:56,034
better known
as Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

2349
02:12:56,137 --> 02:12:57,586
of "Dukes of Hazzard" fame.

2350
02:12:57,689 --> 02:12:59,172
-Nice.
-And now, Darcy,

2351
02:12:59,275 --> 02:13:02,068
we have got
just one more thing to do.

2352
02:13:02,172 --> 02:13:06,068
You and I
are headed for the GWAR stage,

2353
02:13:06,172 --> 02:13:08,379
because one thing GWAR
knows how to do

2354
02:13:08,482 --> 02:13:10,206
is finish a show,

2355
02:13:10,310 --> 02:13:11,827
sometimes by blowing up
the entire town

2356
02:13:11,931 --> 02:13:13,241
where they're playing.
-[Laughs]

2357
02:13:13,344 --> 02:13:16,724
-So let's go see what they have
in mind for this show.

2358
02:13:16,827 --> 02:13:18,586
-Are you sure this is safe?

2359
02:13:18,689 --> 02:13:21,034
-Oh, I'm sure this is not safe.

2360
02:13:21,137 --> 02:13:22,379
This is GWAR.

2361
02:13:22,482 --> 02:13:23,689
-Let's do it.

2362
02:13:24,965 --> 02:13:27,000
[Cheers and applause]

2363
02:13:38,034 --> 02:13:42,034
-Raise your right hand
and repeat after me!

2364
02:13:42,137 --> 02:13:44,379
We are drive-in mutants.

2365
02:13:44,862 --> 02:13:48,206
-We are drive-in mutants!

2366
02:13:48,310 --> 02:13:50,931
-We are not like other people!

2367
02:13:51,448 --> 02:13:54,172
-We are not like other people!

2368
02:13:54,931 --> 02:13:56,827
-We are sick!

2369
02:13:57,620 --> 02:13:59,344
-We are sick!

2370
02:13:59,448 --> 02:14:01,413
-[Growling]

2371
02:14:01,517 --> 02:14:03,551
[Crowd cheering]

2372
02:14:08,137 --> 02:14:09,862
-♪ We are drive-in mutants ♪

2373
02:14:09,965 --> 02:14:11,379
-♪ Drive-in mutants ♪

2374
02:14:11,482 --> 02:14:13,620
-♪ We are not like
other people ♪

2375
02:14:13,724 --> 02:14:15,000
♪ We are sick
-♪ Sick ♪

2376
02:14:15,103 --> 02:14:16,482
-♪ We are disgusting
-♪ Disgusting ♪

2377
02:14:16,586 --> 02:14:17,931
-♪ We believe in,
we believe in ♪

2378
02:14:19,551 --> 02:14:20,931
-♪ Blood

2379
02:14:21,034 --> 02:14:22,103
♪ And breasts ♪

2380
02:14:22,206 --> 02:14:23,655
♪ And beasts ♪

2381
02:14:23,758 --> 02:14:24,827
-♪ Yeah, we believe in ♪

2382
02:14:24,931 --> 02:14:26,068
-♪ Blood ♪

2383
02:14:26,172 --> 02:14:27,310
♪ And breasts ♪

2384
02:14:27,413 --> 02:14:28,931
♪ And beasts ♪

2385
02:14:29,758 --> 02:14:32,344
-♪ If life had a vomit meter ♪

2386
02:14:32,448 --> 02:14:35,034
♪ We'd be off the scale
-♪ Off the scale ♪

2387
02:14:35,137 --> 02:14:37,827
-♪ As long as one drive-in
exists on the planet Earth ♪

2388
02:14:37,931 --> 02:14:40,931
♪ We will party
like jungle animals ♪

2389
02:14:42,758 --> 02:14:44,379
♪ We will boogie till we puke ♪

2390
02:14:44,482 --> 02:14:45,551
-♪ Boogie till we puke ♪

2391
02:14:45,655 --> 02:14:47,965
-♪ The drive-in will never die ♪

2392
02:14:48,068 --> 02:14:49,655
♪ We will boogie till we puke ♪

2393
02:14:49,758 --> 02:14:50,896
-♪ Boogie till we puke ♪

2394
02:14:51,000 --> 02:14:52,793
-♪ The drive-in will never die ♪

2395
02:14:52,896 --> 02:14:53,862
-♪ Blood ♪

2396
02:14:53,965 --> 02:14:55,103
♪ And breasts ♪

2397
02:14:55,206 --> 02:14:56,655
♪ And beasts ♪

2398
02:14:56,758 --> 02:14:57,862
-♪ We believe in ♪

2399
02:14:57,965 --> 02:14:59,137
-♪ Blood ♪

2400
02:14:59,241 --> 02:15:00,448
♪ And breasts ♪

2401
02:15:00,551 --> 02:15:02,068
♪ And beasts ♪

2402
02:15:03,793 --> 02:15:04,965
♪ Blood ♪

2403
02:15:05,068 --> 02:15:06,241
♪ And breasts ♪

2404
02:15:06,344 --> 02:15:07,344
♪ And beasts ♪

2405
02:15:07,448 --> 02:15:08,758
-♪ We believe in ♪

2406
02:15:08,862 --> 02:15:10,034
-♪ Blood ♪

2407
02:15:10,137 --> 02:15:11,310
♪ And breasts ♪

2408
02:15:11,413 --> 02:15:12,689
♪ And beasts ♪

2409
02:15:12,793 --> 02:15:14,413
-♪ We believe in ♪

2410
02:15:14,517 --> 02:15:16,551
[Cheers and applause]

2411
02:15:31,241 --> 02:15:36,103
-Made in Georgia.